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EMAIL: zimpoon@hotmail.co.uk THE ZIMPOON AND JOLLY LITTLE CHUMS DISCOGRAPHY PAGE AS
IMPARTED TO UNCLE NAIL OF THE HAPPEE RANCH. HOME TO THE INFAMOUS DOG CHUTNEY/HONEY MAGGOTS DVD PLUS OTHER TRIPE. The page for all your FILTHOBOP (TM) needs. Read about the exploits all your favourite ZIMPOON
and related CHUMS right here and now. Amaze your friend with your broad and vast knowledge of these Ker-ay-zee kats and their zany antics. Then go down the pub for a swift fezziwig or nine! Some artistic creativity has been used with some more of the risque cruder language spelling incase the folks that host this site and Southampton residents take offence. Oh hello, Clive! What prey exactly is Zimpoon? Some say it is a mixture of a zebra, blimp (a kind of airship... I like airships. Do you like airships? They fascinate me. In fact when I was a wee lad I always wanted to be an airship when I grew up. Anyway, I digress), and an abbreviation of the word "spoon". Others brought up on the puppet sci-fi adventures of Steve Zodiac and Zuni the Lazzoon in the classic space opera Fireball XL5 may be reminded of a couple of no good aliens who used the Zimpoon as a galactic measurement for destruction. It might be both it might be neither! In fact it's a kind of record label based on the south coast of England, which is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and that's in Europe, right? The label roster includes many of the south coasts finest and most esoteric artists as well as featuring classic re-issues nicked from the archives of the defunct legendary FGAC, Bruised Banana, Slime Studios, Genital Cola and Happy-Go-Lucky Puppy vaults. To find out how to get your mitts on your own personal handmade individual Zimpoon CD-Rs from us simply Email: zimpoon@hotmail.co.uk |
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ZIMP - 000 THE SILICONE BREASTS SMASHED TITS
FORMAT: CDR
A compilation from one of Gosport's most popularly obscure punk rock denizens. It's not clever, it's not politically correct and melody never gets in the way of a tune. Featuring members of The Mighty Springboks, Throat Spill Willy Liqueurs, Carnage, The Junta Hunterz, Blood Shovel, Stomach Jaw, Trombonist, Love Mummies, Dr. Smedley's Mechanical Southend and Evasive Action amongst others. 24 tunes of angst ridden juvenile naivete. Aren't you glad it's not a French train set? Fish On My Head/ Avon Ladies/ Sophie's Tits/ The Clock/ Song of the South/ You Can't Buy Anarchy with a Barklay Card/ Cystitis in My Heart/ Nine Million Monkey Nuns/ Baboons/ Ewok Attack/ Onion! (Live, NYC 1985)/ Cromwell War Ein Freaky Gerade/ Contraceptive Song/ Old Ladies in Charity Shops/ F**king Old Cash/ Cromwell was a Freaky Straight/ My Curried Friend/ Carnage/ Sanguine Monkey/ Hard in My Pants/ I'm Alright/ F**ketty F**k McF**k and the F**kers/ The Disgusting Song/ The Theme from Carla Lane's Hellraiser These damn fine fellows have served time in the Silicone Breasts. Some are playing on the above selections. Des Troy, Binky, Brett Young, The Payn, Link Deviant, Gleaming Brown, Kevin, Homeboy Chicken Spencer, Christian Rock, The Newsagent, Asthmatic Andy Atkinson, Alfonzo Alligator, Ken Homo, Alison Stalingrad, Agothocoles T Palmer, Fossil Ratburnz, Stig Tracey, Raelene "Machine Gun" Petulengo, Farty Kenyatta, Millsy, Teggs, Bath Oliver, "Spermwood" Tubs, Flick Colby, Da Pretzel |
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ZIMP - 001 TROMBONIST ROUND THING 1994 - 1997 &
BEYOND FORMAT: CDR
Trombonist compilation drawn from long since deleted cassette only releases originally issued by The FGAC and Genital Cola and Happy-Go-Puppy Recordings labels of Gosport, England, plus a few exciting other bits. Began life as the pop band "BLOWFLY". Changed name to confuse people and because there was a plethora of other artists with the same name. But mostly to confuse people. A discordant blend of wasted disco funk, nilhistic punk scud, rockabilly and barmy lyrics. You want a reference point? Imagine if Supertramp had ingested a lot of drugs flavored by The Fall, Birthday Party, Pop Group, Dollar, Swell Maps, Beefheart,____________________(insert your own late '70's early '80's influence here. After all everyone else does!) and that really good record from the 1990's (ah, a contemporary point at last) that went dunk, dunk, dunk, smash, clank, dunk. Much has been written about "BLOWFLY" not so "TROMBONIST". Round Things/ Fisheads & Sailors/ Sad Losers Club/ Theme From "Surf Vet"/ Deep Throat of God/ Big Guitar Fight/ Introducing Mr. Sands of Iwa Jima/ Crazy Fai is Dealing in Dynamite/ The Big Wife/ Prom Queuer/ Up in the Clouds Gentlemen Freeze/ A Comparison of Murder Raps/ Potato F**ker/ The Irreligious Dog Grenade/ Horse Camembert Blues/ Like A Horse/ Succulent Creosote/ Dean Martin/ New Target for Squid Eye/ Intellectual Scum of Jazz/ Yak Builder (edit)/ The Day the Magic Died (featuring Those Naughty Klaxons)/ Daddy Don't Buy a Gun for Christmas (featuring the Tin Ram) ...The latter song being the banned sure-fire Christmas hit of 1996! If a more twee, black comedic, sarcastic "carol" begging for peace and good will to all men existed I'd like to hear it...With bells on! Blowing their horned guts out (metaphorically speaking) on this recording were Tucker "The Beerboon" Nodes, Benny "Funklet Pie" Benchead, Nardo "Kung Fu Fish Boy" Dink Balti, Binky "The Human Stomach" Renegedes, Hitman "Moskow Kowfest" Immenso + The Tin Ram musick - Daddy Don't Buy a Gun For Christmas, The Choir of Heavenly Bastards - backing vocals where it mattered, Those Naughty Klaxons - country music where it hurts, track 22. |
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ZIMP - 002 HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN POT FULL O' COCKS
FORMAT: CDR
Another bloody compilation! That's bloody as in a great big floppy visceral 27 tracks of nasty naughty noisy filth drawn from 11 years of touched releases and collaborations. Fans of the genre of jazz are lured in by the allure of a rich vein of deconstructed improvisation, whilst disciples of high-octane spazz rock laugh at them. No, really there is no situationist compromise, what you hear is what you get. The silence of noise swept away in the wild abandoned flailing tattooed arms of a musically inept jellyfish. An international sonic task force of famous and not so infamous boys and girls hide under the shadow of a pseudonym tree, probably scared to be associated with this. But is it any good? Yeah! Nah! Dunno, you decide. Sprawling F**king Mess 1 - Infinity (MC Vittie remix)/ Robbo's Pipes/ Internal Mexican Hat/ Semen Lopez Urinal/Spill My P**s-wee/ Home of all Logic/ Dunstable Close to Me/ Business End of a Mouth/ Hammer House of Frazer/ Bloon Mune (MC Vittie remix)/ Crikey ( MC Vittie remix)/ Floppy/ Sandpaper Cottages Tied up with String/ Happi Birthday Mercurial Bev!/ Chicken Navy Dancey Man (DJ Womansawa edit)/ Easter Bunny/ Tribute to the King of Music Collecting Tax Journalists (featuring The Mighty Dickweasels)/ Fearless Algerian Dog Killers/ Nourishing Little Dragon/ Jeff the Naughty Corsican/ Moyland! Moyland! Ka-Pungo Gigawatt Car Berretta Equals (Un) Rock/ The Wall of Sound has Rising Damp/ Trade Union of Free Jazz/ Spaghetti Eyed Tit Wank/ The Beat Goes Ouch/ Kenton Thruggnalls/ Theme from Godzilla Pasty Boy/ Bard to the Bone (Disco Earthquake Vs Happi S*t Pumpkin remix) Some people really ought to know better than to get involved in something as monumental as this. Here is a list of people who are complicit in this item, see if you can collect them all and put them in a big jar. Graham "Funki Thumbs" Larry, Naomi Yanamoto, Fool Henderson, Todd Stockhausen, Herve Klarpis, The Accessory, Tin Ram, ...His Deutsche Wife, Dale Dale (The Yard of Ale), Mrs. Xenarkis Blit, Don Keyson, Big Chow, Kagemusha Bratfield, Mr. Lemon The Face, Dr. Marsh Gibbon Fadpipe, Susan "Marine Boy" Atkins, Hen Headed Leonard, Marrowpoodle Molestrangler, Xxx |
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ZIMP - 003 SHELFIE L'ALBUM
FORMAT: CDR
Yes, you've guessed it, another compilation album. This one is a tribute to one of the true pie in your ears and innovators behind the unique sound dubbed GRIDLING ™ a primitive early version of FILTHOBOP ™, ladies and gentlemen we present THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF. Imagine an angel farting. The acts that gave their songs to this album didn't and now look what's happened. Compiled from over thirty years of damn fine Shelf and Shelf related releases plus additional tributes from artists who wished to be associated with this artifact. You'll laugh, you'll cry then you'll probably eat your dinner and then go to the toilet. I know I did. Robbo's Pipes/ Tony's Irish Folk Song/ I Wanna be a Fish/ K.O.S./ Going Down to the Toilet/ Pigface the Clown/ Gazimany Phweep/ And Lo! The Tardis Disintegrated/ Four Little Kittens/ Early '70's Crap/ Cautious Weetabix/ The Budgie Phenomenon/ The Wrong Moat/ Geraldine the Squirrel/ Poost Hoogel Mute/ Me 'n' Bob Mills/ Billabing Bangbong (A Song to Kill 1000's of Flies With)/ The Ferret Catcher/ Mealy Bug Mantra/ Gazimany Phweep/ Baron Landscape & the Titanium Nun/ Market Trading/ I used to Have a Fish (But it Died)/ Gwinthorb the Slightly Salted Problem/ Toilet Kitten Theme (Instrumental)/ 3rd Movement (edit)/ Robbo's Pipes/ A Poem by Mr. Recently Unemployed of Hackney/ The Alien (edit)/ Dim Stephen/ E-Side Favorites/ Oh This Song is Really Rather Boring/ Firm Clothin' Trolley Bus Some of the sleeve is written in French to give the packaging an 'eight of sophistication, if you don't do French but understand the Quoons Englush here's a translation of who them buggers be: JOHNSON'S GRIDLING BAND/ DR. SMEDLEY'S MECHANICAL SOUTHEND/ BLOOD SHOVEL/SPEX PISTOLS/ THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS/ MUMBLING JACK UNITROBA & THE CEILIDH KICKERS/ SHOESHINE MISTER/ THOSE NAUGHTY KLAXONS/ THE MIGHTY DICKWEASELS/ CANISTER/ "ROGER GLORFIN"/ GOLD LAME` SKELETON/ HOUNSLOW THE MAMBA/ THE MR. GAMBLINS (sometimes called VOLEHEAD & NANCY and even MELLOTRONIK)/ THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS/ CATKINS OF JAZZ/ THE BOTTOMS/ NORRY PARKER & THE RAINBOW CHILDREN/ BOO BOO KILTNEY & THE SQUARE MEALS/ THE TRENTON SISTERS/ PALE DEFINITIVE MUTILATION/ GOAT LEVER STAMP CHEESE/ SOME BEETLES And no, I'm not going to list every individual groups personnel, that would be sheer folly. |
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ZIMP - 004 I'M 14 HUGE CORSETS LIVEN UP THE
SOUP FOOTBALL YES SIR FORMAT: CDR
Surprisingly this is all totally new stuff. It is not a compilation. Although the songs on it have been compiled together and listed so as to make this a cohesive unit. What am I on about? Wild and crazy. Like the sort of gargling an exploding earwig in a decompression chamber would make fused with a cranky, frustrated irksome brat beat ordained by the black pope of pop. Skittery, jittery and damn scratchy guitars vie with troublesome toy sounds and barking monkey tonsured vocals. Or perhaps baking a cake with a six stringed amphibian and not an oven. What's with the donkeys? Are donkeys the new rock 'n' roll? Think about wearing a hard hat and you'll never be able to stare a boiled egg in the face again. By Zimpoon's standards it's a fairly short album, but in this case that's a not a bad thing - right? Skin (Model's Own) Pt. 1 - 19/ Accidental Death of an Accidental Death Investigator/ Mr. Pork has Lost His Hat/ Why do They Call You Mountain?/ That Boiled Leather!/ The Mutton Lung Vliet Review/ The Millenium Scare/ The Stairs! The Stairs!/ They Found Oil in Grandma's Ass/ Scrunty Old Man/ Pantheon of Ass/ Is That U John?/ ...v I'm 14 (And the winner is...The Publisher!)/ Timmy the Space Dog/ My Pencil/ Nasal Cavity: Ideal for Monkey Cramming the Fat Chef Within Me/ Sweet Rock 'n' Roll Muzak/ Daddy Don't Buy a Gun for Christmas (featuring "Blowfly" now called "Trombonist")/ Crazy Basket/ Boeuf D'une Dame Challenging the musical confines of the medium of alt-pop today are: Gordon Beast, Excellent Malcolm, Sir Cliff Pilchard, Drumkit Steve Baboon, Phanta - Child of the Kosmos, Gentleman Len Motherfucker, The Five Weights of Clive "Spanky" Henry |
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ZIMP - 005 JOHNSON'S GRIDLING BAND FIRM
CLOTHIN' WINKY ELVES AS PREVIOUSLY FEATURED IN VARIOUS FORMS ON
THE SLIME STUDIOS, BRUISED BANANA COMMUNICATIONS AND FGAC LABELS. FORMAT: CDR A 46 track anthology so big it took 26 years and the efforts of four recording companies to bring this item to you on one compact disc. That compact disc has been taken, but another one's since been made. You never know. In 1970, in the reign of Queen Lulabet the Second, hippie pop pranksters Johnson's Gridling Band issued their debut album This Is Johnson's Gridling Band in a vinyl run of just one copy! The Firm Clothin' Trolley Bus cassette on the Slime Studios imprint followed around 1974. Sometime later it was re-issued again by Bruised Banana Communications then again in 1994 by the FGAC with a matinee performance every other Saturday. Another LP rapidly followed in 1983. The Winky Elves are Coming hit the streets like a pheasant with a machine gun. Only quieter and with less feathers but certainly more knuckles. What do these groilk dwarfs and pamp hippies sound like? Well if you like The Fugs, Bonzo Dog Band, Dollar, The Incredible String Band, Faust and pre-punk acapella shouting then this kettle of ants is for you. I know you're gonna dig it like a special spoon. Here is the contents, some tracks have no titles. If mere mortals knew their names the very ears on their faces would curl up and explode. Now imagine how silly that would be. Intro (recommended)/ Giant Vinyl Mats/ Long Bert
Oberlite (Cosmic Sloworm)/ Lightning Auntie Galinule (Message in Werds)/ Blues on a Corset/ Holiday Camp Frolicker (It's a Freaky Trip on 'phones)/ Sea Shanty (Wear Hat to this one)/ I Want to be Norah's Bloke (Norah is a Girl)/Ammo dump/ Now Generation/ Chemical Toilet Blues/ Dead Rat with/ Take Me Back to the Opossum, Jenny/ Kevian was an Alien (space shanty)/ Attacked by 1/2 a Goat/ The Epic/ Frog Mollosque/ Mealy Bug Mantra/ Darling Shirley/ Anti-septic Ointment/ Chicken Song/ Anti-septic Fast/ Cigarettes are Awful/ Tenth Generation Hooligan/ Pick Your Nose and Eat It/ Song of the Eurocrat/ Oh This Song is Really Rather Boring (Except for Stereo Effects)/ Robbo's Pipes/ Tony's Irish Folk Song/ 30 Second Love Song/ Jake the Anti-penguin (Shipyard Version)/ Intro/ Winky Elves pt.1/ The Winky Elves are Coming/ Dym Ysburiel/ Deutsche Wasche/ Jake the Anti-penguin/ _/ Menai Oyster Catchers/ _/ _/ _/ The Somerset Bloot Song/ Sheffield/ _/ Out-take Rap Peculiar pop tarts and hapless hippies on this recording are the following loons The Gibbering Toad, The Electric Penguin, The Human Craig Douglas, The Omnisexual Bleeg Sisters - The Virgin Coconut & Weeny (sometimes known as Weeney), The Lizard Suited Extremist, The Gold Lamé Skeleton, Destructo, Acclamation Delius (also the engineer), Hester the Hula Hoop, The Jet Airplane, Tommy the Tapeworm, Josie the Dog, The Peppermint Wordsmith, Gargantua, Snilt Weasel, The Entire Top Shelf, The Socks That Never Laugh, Gordon Fish, Rabbit Hole Sam, Bob's Crystal Set There is a man sitting in an office awaiting your inquiries about this legendary group. Email him NOW! His name is The Entire Top Shelf, and his ethereal postbox is merzbear@ntlworld.com While you're there ask him about The International Brigade of Little Monkeys (IBOLM) and his Mensi of the Angelic Upstarts tribute page. |
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ZIMP - 006 VARIOUS GODBEAST YELLING AT
PASTA FORMAT:CDR
Out of print
27 tracks celebrating the prolific "genius" of
the Godbeast and chums. In the summer of 2000 a bag of master tapes in various states of decomposure was handed to the guys 'n' gals of the Zimpoon empire who told they could do what the hell they wanted with them. Many of the works were incomplete, others forgotten gems of unfulfilled unintentional comedy. The challenge was accepted and the gauntlet picked up and slapped about a bit. Some of the participants names and groups involved have been changed for the sake of it. And viola! here is the result a wild cornucopia of "panic rock" and drooling retarded pop sounds. Folk fans will be pleased/ saddened (delete where applicable) that they haven't worked on any of the later acoustic led stuff. Also includes a track of the damned seminal Love Mummies tape that came out on the seminally damned FGAC label (God, I just love seeing that in a bold font style) as well as tracks from the Godbeast tribute album "Godbeast" that surfaced like a ruddy U-boat in the summer of '89. An album so monstrous you'll be howling at the spoon! DRILL FOR THE TRIBE OF LOST QUILT FARMERS - Looking at You/ 0898/ Universal Soldier/ BETTER DREAD THAN CLIVE (I WANNA BE BLACK) - Bing-A-Ting/ What's so Great about Britain/ EYE DREAM OF EDDY - Big Toy/ M.S.A. 1/ M.S.A. 2/ Techno-ed/ LOVE MUMMIES - Peanut Penis/ WHALE MEAT AGAIN (featuring RAY BILLY SINUS) - Bullshit Man/ The Frog Prince/ NINE STEVE'S CALLED DAVE - Carnage (Surf version)/ Frightmare/ The Dukes of Biohazard/ THE CRAP JEWISH VIKINGS - Turn On, Tune in, Fuck Off!/ WHALE, WICKLOW & MONKEYLAND- Every Rose has its Thorn/ MISTER REE- Festival of Leeks Plus these great selections from the 1990 Godbeast tribute album. Yowsa. RAINBOW CHILDREN '90 - Tophole Wicky/ OF BOY OR KRILL - Godbeast/ THE MIGHTY DICKWEASELS - Fuck Music/ KEN DEAD & THE DODGY MEN - Got Dem Catalina Blues Again/ WAILING RIVER (& TED) - Big Fat Loveable Asshole/ THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS - Peaches En Volcaniac/ LACTATOR - The Bloated Corpse of Horton Lactates the Seed of Flabby Greed/ A MAN, A BOY & AN IRONING BOARD - The Friends Of.../ THE WEIGHTWATCHERS- Beast Feast |
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ZIMP - 007 VARIOUS THE BISCUIT ISLAND RIVER
WADERS SOCIETY FORMAT: CDR
A many tracked anthology (a fancy word for compilation) drawn from the defunct FGAC roster featuring out-of-print stuff as well as unreleased material. Lovingly assembled by JACK KNOCKERS of New York's art punkers Uncontrollable Flak Pipe. A nauseatingly brilliant pot porri of bonkers squawks and parps, flatulent guitar slashes and harmonious colours from every musical rainbow imaginable. Draping across your waxed earlobes like some jitter-bugged out whore off her sculptured face on Marmite and PCP flavored crisps. Only without the drugs and yeast extract by-product. If the Children's Film Foundation was ever stuck for a suitable soundtrack each and everyone of these acts could step forward and meet the challenge of providing something mind numbingly juvenile and chilling. I'm goddamn sure of it. And here are the final nominees that made it to this collection. You can decide who the top three in reverse order are. Only keep it to yourself I'm really not that interested. BREAKFAST WITH THE GIRL FROM SHIELD - Country Roads Take Me Womb/ Did the Beard Hurt on the Way Out?/ THE BOTTOMS - Language is the Clothing of Thought/ The Ballad of Pitbull McLovekitten/ Gazimany Phweep/ Anthony Newley/ Borax/ The Pope/ Lungs of Dead Astronauts/ Fibre/ Ham/ The Budgie/ Hopping Dwarf/ Sooty/ SPERM BANK MARTYRS - Being is Cool/ Programmed by Pornography/ MR. CHIHUAHUA - Cartoon Dog/ I Collect Death/ Schnell the Donkey/ The Knucker/ Sobbing Joey/ 16 Dead Elvis's/ Let's Hang the Poster in the Monkey Slayer's Mouth (Comrade Fuckhead 2000)/ VOLEHEAD & NANCY (sometimes called MELLOTRONIK, or even THE MR. GAMBLINS) - The Men in Khaki/ Poost Hoogel Mute (Seasoned with Sax and Truant Love version 2000)/ Theme From Inside a Primate/ Farlington Marshes/ Philosophy/ The Man Who Killed His Brother With Hairspray/ Anthead Mask/ The Man Who Licked His Fingers to Freedom/ Very Small Cravats/ 6th Form Band Guitar Time/ EYE BLADDER (sometimes called BLADDER EYE) - Wee Wee Soldier/ The Telescope #2/ RABBIT ISLAND SCI-FI BOY UNITED - Risible/ The Scum/ VOLEHEAD & NANCY (sometimes called MELLOTRONIK, or even THE MR. GAMBLINS) - Condensed Milk Theory |
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ZIMP - 008 TROMBONIST S***E XMAS
FORMAT:CDR
As the name implies this is a seasonal themed album. However, there isn't much peace on earth and goodwill to all mankind b*****ks about it. Christmas 2000, and international anti-rock pop band Trombonist's (formerly Blowfly) recording schedule had been thrown into disarray. Binky was ill, Dink lost it and went walkabout - delivering papers to the New Forest, Benchead became proud owner of a wrecked van, and the Beerboon had flown in from his love nest in the south of France - only to be reprimanded for smoking a fag in the street and not using an ashtray. As a result of the above the group lost the use of their secret magic recording grotto. Not disheartened by this they kicked the ailing Binky out of his pus 'n' sweat soaked pit of snot and set about recording their totally un-rehearsed and off the cuff caterwauling. What followed was a complete product of venomously startling scuffed fuzz misshapen punk rock hiding behind a seriously mocking phased drum machine, flayed in real time by the ever dependable Hitman Duke Immenso. This coarse, base and most definitely Santa unfriendly 8-track release is packaged in sleeve that pays homage to the golden punk era of when Crass governed the charts, and is a joint release with Cross Records of Ille Sur Tet, France. Lapins de Bébé Meurent Singes Semblables/ Nuit silencieuse #1/ Betty Canards de la Chasse Éteinte/ J'ai Vu le Futur Vingt Minutes Après qu'Il est Passé/ Enfants avec a Dilaté Estomacs/ Maurice le Mason/ Le Marigold qui a Avalé une Fourmi/ Nuit silencieuse #2 Avec la participation de: Tucker "The Beerboon" Nodes, Benny "Funklet Pie" Benchead, Nardo "Kung Fu Fish Boy" Dink Balti, Binky "The Human Stomach" Renegedes, Hitman "Moskow Kowfest" Immenso + poetry by A. Familiar or Mr. Spoons to his mates. |
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ZIMP - 009 VARIOUS MOBSTER LOBSTER
IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE CANISTER LABEL OF
SCUM FORMAT: CDR
A retrospective anthology of The One Called Clive Henry's output with The Canister and Zimpoon related labels. Featuring a plethora of lost, unreleased and classic tracks, this marks an ideal place to start for the uninitiated or a vital filler for those in the know. Pity, the b*****d supports "The Saints!" Like a three wheeled dinghy coursing through a minefield of sound! Punk monks get the funk! A steep gradient smeared in jelly not with a spatula, but an electric guitar! The synthesized laughter of daleks as Dr. Who waves his cock at them instead of his sonic screwdriver! Two towns twinned at the waist arguing about the price of hairspray! The screech of the hideously deformed mole child that lives in a vine! An orange kangaroo! An enormous left over puddle of noise strained through a name brand chemistry set left to decay in the wild woods of a densely populated Humphrey Littleton arse cheek! The severed hand of the nine penny mime artiste! The dance of the seven pails! Grit drinking Womble bursting freaks in a mutant disco circus! MOBSTER LOBSTER - PHYSIO/ THE SECOND
WORLD WAR/ TRASHMAN'S SHOES - SKINHEAD IN A TAXI/ TRIP TO THE CIRCUS/ C4N15+3R - BAGGAGE HANDLERS/ CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGED TO RE-NAME THIS SONG "BRENDA"/ NOWHERE NEAR THE COUNCIL/ A SAILOR FOR YOUR FAG (EDIT)/ CATKINS OF JAZZ - TRIP TO THE CIRCUS (ALIEN VERSION)/ RINSE/ SHED SONG/ TROMBONIST - HORSE CAEMENBERT BLUES (EXTENDED VERSION)/ MY THROAT IS PREGNANT - THE SHOREDITCH VOLE EXTERIORS/ IN THE MIDDLE. DAWN HALL. YES. (COAT)/ THE FACE THAT FLUSHED A 1000 TOILETS/ GIRL IN AN IGLOO/ SYD LITTLE (NAKED)/ SNAPPING AT THE BOLLOCKS OF F. DINEAGE/ STEPTONE DEAF & SON/ ELK PSYCHIATRIST - DOG UDDER/ DOG UDDER #2/ WALK LIKE A MAN FUCK LIKE A ROBOCOP/ HAPPI SHIT PUMPKIN - PA, THAT RACCOON'S WEARING TROUSERS/ HAIRDRESSERS OF FUTURE SPACE - I HURT MY COCK ON HOLIDAY/ TYROSEMIPHILES (COLLECTORS OF FRENCH CHEESE BOX LABELS)/ I'M 14 - ACCIDENTAL DEATH OF AN ACCIDENTAL DEATH INVESTIGATOR (SINISTER RENDITION)/ THE SLASH YER FACE RONNIES - THE LARGEST CARDBOARD LIVER IN EXISTENCE/ INTL GEOFF CLUB/ WUBBLE BRAP - STICKS N STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES ARE WHAT MY FOLKS GAVE ME/ HAPPY BACKSIDE/ RABBIT ISLAND SCI-FI BOY UNITED - FASCINATING/ THE MENSTRUATING CAMEL SONG/ THE GREAT NASHVILLE BALLOON AIRSTRIKE RACE For more Clive-tastic info why not give the dude a cyber-shout at cxlittlecreature@aol.com Please mention "Canister" in the subject
heading. Head on over to the articles page and read the once and correct lost liner notes that accompanied this monumental release. |
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ZIMP - 10 ELK PSYCHIATRIST LEG FULL OF VAST
NOSES FORMAT: CDR
A difficult one this. The first proper release on Zimpoon by Elk Psychiatrist. The first two being in collaboration with the Skrow Tumm organisation, which by default is actually yer old pals at Zimpoon towers. Erm, yeah...whatever. 21 tracks including the complete "Fluffy Squirrel FM" pirate radio session. Which as the name implies was a radio session recorded for a pirate radio session called "Fluffy Squirrel FM". Except they just played live over some backing mini-discs (the band not the fluffy squirrels). So you get to hear the flawed masterpieces as they actually happened and without the stoned DJ links between. Otherwise it's business as unusual in the Elk Psychiatrist camp, except that it isn't. This time Elk Psychiatrist, whoever he/she/it is has been joined not only by regular sound shrinks The One Called Clive Henry and Wolf Stuka, but also Jo "We Hate Scum" Dystemper, Lady Fistula Gibbon, Jack "The Dead Spider Wearer" Shrimpnet, Barpo, Jimmy Nutrition and also Original Railing and Septic Finger recording artiste Marrowpoodle Molestrangler. Inconceivably, the sound is THAT EP sound of yore. The smashing blend of clashing, scratching and feral guitars. Abrasive yet flatulent dubby basslines intwined with fake cockney electric piano slang. The stapled stomach of ribald English eccentricity delivered in stentorian hushed reverential tones. The light fingered quirk of a Dorset born Chas 'n' Dave perhaps? Five aside football with The Fall V Swell Maps - where the winner gets to duel with nine buckets of oyster sauce drenched corduroy. A faint reference to a krautrock empire partially submerged beneath a Luftwaffe of love not bombs. A gate opened by mistake to reveal a massive ear dancing with a strawberry... Video Pam Cow/ Wubbly Nubtons/ The Corrugated
Museum/ Mining The Bodies For Hugs/ Battle of the Flabby Scallop/ Helpful Sex Aid Buys A Spoon/ Partly Gutted fish Insect Sings The Blues/ The Ralph Chewer/ The Pollock & The Fool/ The Young Park Dwellers Handbook/ Let Me Tell You Something, Baby/ A Bees Corpse Is Lighter Than Water/ Spunk Pilot/ Pet Lookalike Winner of the Week/ Battle of the Flabby Scallop (dub)/ Swiss Fleas & Chutneys/ Prod/ Chive Bunny/ Tiger Sick (Chives reprise)/ Subcutaneous Third Reich Hair/ Dog Udder Number Three A Nathus co-production. Whatever the hell that
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ZIMP-11 THE TIN PIGLET THIS IS HORSES**T
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH STIFLED FART)
FORMAT: CDR LAST FEW COPIES!
Stifled Fart relaunch for no particular reason other than to satisfy our schoolboy sense of humour at seeing its name and indeed funny logo in print again. So in effect bozo, it is a Zimpoon release hence the Zimp catalogue number. A historical artifact not just for the above but because my dear friend, it also reunites Wolf Stuka (aka Binky) and Gregson The Panther (appearing here as "Gaye Spyder") of the Mighty Springboks on a couple of tracks. The other main player here is Dr. Dirk Copelia Five PhD better known to you and his mum and dad as The One Called Clive Henry. And possibly even Millsy, but no one is quite sure of his input. So you should have a vague idea of what to expect, shouldn't you? It's not that different to the clank, clank ur-non tune melody of I'm 14. Fragrantly smutty guitar and invented noise dish the dirt with raw dirty beats and divine non-candescent vocals that shimmer like disinterested moths that basque in the flames of Warrior Rock era Toyah, only soooooooooooooooooo much better. And shorn of speech impediments. The Anthology Collector/ (I Wear Your Face) On My
Apron/ The Wendy House of Fear/ Centaur Fold/ T'Funny Church/ My Penis Wants To Kill You/ Mr. Biscuits/ When Rock Met Roll/ Buttnewp Boredom Slit/ Kirsty Macoll's Bobbing Head/ 10ml Of Love/ The Avant Garde Song of the Lost Legion of Los Lobos in the Sky with Diamonds Every song is numbered 18 according to the track
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ZIMP - 012 ELK PSYCHIATRIST THE DAY THE
INFLATABLE ELEPHANT CIRCLED THE CLOCK TOWER FORMAT: CDR
Elk Psychiatrist's fourth album in two years and still the high quality remains. Then it would, wouldn't it? This startling release on Zimpoon features 34 tracks - 18 new 'uns and 16 older pieces compiled from the previous three LPs. An ideal place for the novice "Elker" to begin! This in a way is my favourite release so far by Elk Psychiatrist. In so much as every recording these boys and girls and loonies have issued is my favourite. Such a grandiose sense of consistency married to a wealth of unfettered carefree bunkum and all set to music. This was captured using digital recording equipment - a first for any Zimpoon act. On a hand held four track device. But that's enough of the tech-y talk. Scattergun explosions of warped acoustic electricity vie with ethnic-o blasts of vum vum note perfect scree. The mute English psychedelia and macho whimsy is here for all to hear. The nutso pompousity and confident ease of a chutney wig reaching first base with an iron leg at a donkey suitors ball, yeah dude, that's present. Trendy art critique guff. A stones throw away from acceptable melody and yet pretentious like sourbet in a fashionable diving suit. You know the score. It's stoppage time, one last attempt, they shoot, they score, they get arrested for not having a fun licence. And the match hasn't even started yet. On this item the creosoters at the gates of twine were: The Elk Psychiatrist, Wolf Stuka, The One Called "Clive Henry," Lady Fistula Gibbon, Jo "We Hate Scum" Dystemper, DJ Foolish Hospital Closed On Sundays, Jimmy Nutrition, Mr Fuckoomus, Mr Piss, Barpo Who all played, although probably not together at any one time at the same session on this record. (It's a CDR, not a record). THIS COLOUR = new stuff THIS COLOUR = old stuff
The Ocarina Player Made Us Do It (Intro)/ Size of an
Aphid/ Are You Concave?/ What's On!/ The Coloured Men/ Everything's Convenient!/ Robbo's Pipes/ A Potted History of the Second World War/ Possibly the Worst Performance of a Cover Version Ever/ Shuttock!/ Shit Flavoured Volavent Man/ Punching Elvis Costello in the Face/ With No Thumbs/ Stating The Bleeding Obvious/ Creche of Shit/ I am the Diplodochus/ Waterloo Sunsets Reaking of Garlic/ The Ocarina Player Made Us Do It (Outro)/ The Excercise Bikes In Make Up/ Six Million Miles of Empty Road Only One Pan/ The Coming Of Evil/ Famous People With Magic Grandad/ Mouse Journalism/ The Locust Man/ You Drive Me Wild, Baby/ Easily Insulted The Mucus Machine/ Justly Proud/ 'Allo Clear Off!/ An Ancient Pencil But With The Head of a Morris Dancer/ Video Pam Cow/ Battle of the Flabby Scallop/ Helpfull Sex Aid Buys a Spoon/ Swiss Fleas and Chutneys/ Dog Udder No.3 |
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ZIMP - 013 THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS VS THE MIGHTY
DICKWEASELS NEVERMIND THE SPRINGBOKS HERE'S THE DICKWEASELS (IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE FGAC)
FORMAT: CDR
The eagerly anticipated FGAC years compilation is housed on a slightly different sleeve to the above. For whatever reason the FGAC logo above is sideways. But what the hey! that's the unexpected joyfull anarchy of the Springboks/Dickweasels for ya! Originally formed in 1983, The Mighty Springboks released a plethora of dodgy D.I.Y. tapes and records on Stifled Fart before finding a home on the nowhere near legendary FGAC label of Gosport. A CD retrospective of this golden shower may magically appear one day. Until that glorious day there is a brief history of this period on the articles page of this website. A total 37 tracks drawn from the original FGAC cassette releases Of the late 1980's - 1994, many on CD for the first and probably last time. 23 Mighty Springboks "classics" culled from the "Fancy Meeting You Here," "1st" and "Von Springbok" tapes. Nothing from "A Fight At The Opera," because it's rubbish. Plus, 14 cuts from the Mighty Dickweasels epic "That Bloated Feeling Was Water Retention" and "Flan" releases. Is that a secret track at the end or are you just pleased to hear us? In his original sleevenotes to 1990's cassette version of "Fancy Meeting You Here," fart critic and stoat grinder par excellence Mitch Gosney coined the expression "Filth-O-Bop" to describe the sound of these crazy retards. Part unrestrained lo-fi rock and simultaneous improvised scuzz this was down to rudimentary broken 4-track technology and foul minded sponteniety. A punk flecked heavy orgasm of dirty bass riffs (often three stringed!), detuned spastic guitar licks and fevered "singing" of the song. Subtle, no. Post punk pre-grunge these guys were behind the times and yet anticipatory of things yet still to come. If only they'd got it right... The main core of both groups - The Springboks more "serious" side and The Dickweasels clownish buffoonery heavily featured the same two usual suspects. Sgt. Bop, folically challenged, detached, arty and slob incarnate Binky Renegedes, obese, gig bound naturist, ignorant. It was this gaggle of qualities that endeared the group to losers everywhere. Originally a three piece drummer Brett Young filtered in and out over the years. A disciple of the works of Elvis, Status Quo and The Undertones, he would rejoin when his father (a policeman) wasn't looking to cast scorn upon his no.1 son. Others featured on this document who used The Springboks/Dickweasels axis as a foundation to the stars included such FGAC/Zimpoon/Bruised Banana stalwarts: Jamie Hendrix (Benny Benchead), Mr. Horrible Throat Stoat Scrotum, Wainscott Spleen, Thrice Godot Rock Idol (The Entire Top Shelf), Alfie Stingo (The Tin Ram), The Mint. This colour = The Mighty Springboks This colour = The Mighty
Dickweasels 1) C**ksucker in a Turtleneck Sweater 2) Bus Race 3) Johnny
Steinbeck 4) Hard Shoulder (Live, June 1990, London, venue unknown) 5) Iron Fist Mother (Live, June 1990, London, venue unknown) 6) Apothocary of Hell Spawn 7) In the Mouth Elastic 8) The Last Great Folk Song of the 1980's 9) Ulcer Pancake Coffee Morning 10) P**sed Off 11) Pretzel 12) Ripped Inside 13) Sad of the Long Distance Handbag Dancer 14) Steve Austin Don't F**k No More 15) Splintered Faith 16) Lollypop 17) end of side one 18) let's continue 19) Sweet Seed From The Honey Scrotum 20) Trousersuit 21) Mr Stylaphone Man (Live, 02/06/1994, Portsmouth Polytechnic) 22) Half Life In A Hole 23) Billabing Bang Bong (A Song To Kill Hundred's of Flies With) 24) Ich bin Ein Filthobop 25) Eddy Fox 26) John, You Salient Mogul 27) Nico, The Chanteuse Who Couldn't Ride A Bike 28) Send In The Clowns 29) Sid James Laugh 30) Songs From The Continent of Asia 31) The Tribute of Fear 32) The Other Tribute Of Fear 33) Theme Pork 34) Wind-up Warthoggie 35)Witch 36) Folk Music 37) 'Bye |
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ZIMP - 014/28DVD VARIOUS DOG CHUTNEY + HONEY
MAGGOTS (GED MAN WALKING) (IN ASSOCIATION WITH BRUISED BANANA COMMUNICATIONS, C4N15T3R, FGAC, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PUPPY RECORDINGS, SEPTIC FINGER AND STIFLED FART) FORMAT: 2 X DVD (AVAILABLE IN PAL SECAM AND
NTSC REGIONS. WOW!) The compilation compiled by you and your votes only. You asked when this would happen on DVD, we asked you what you wanted to see and by crikey we accurately counted your votes and put this brutal twin-headed baby together...with some new bits too! And if that isn't enough some (although not all!) copies come with a lovely uneven hand cut booklet. which can be truly horrible. The booklet is designed by The Entire Top Shelf and is to be read using the human eye, or eyes if you have two. We've rated this as 18, as there are uh, kinda naughty bits of footage that some viewers may find offensive. Swearing mostly, oh yeah a bit of gore, violence, semi-nudity. You know all the family favourites...and Binky! A veritable big b*****d feast of "Filth-o-bop" (tm) antics captured over the years onto video, then unleashed like a white bat from a grey cupboard. All your fave knaves are here, and some more than others in full televisual glory. Some although not all have featured on the FGAC Bikini Eyeball video. And we know how much you loved that! But most of it is new and has been dusted down from the vaults and cleaned up using the latest digital equipment to preserve it's visual ambiguity. Well, in theory. There is still a small amount of flickers, jumps etc, but these are on the original videos and shouldn't detract from your enjoyment too much, infact they may enhance it. Sourced from the original dusty, decaying vhs mastertapes this is the first time any of the stuff has appeared on DVD. Bearing that in mind there are some minor visual flickers, jumps etc, and we hope that won't detract from your enjoyment of these films. DISC ONE DOG CHUTNEY
A collection of Filthobop (tm), Gridling and related performances 1989 - 1997 and beyond. BOTH DISCS COMPILED FROM YOUR VOTES
FOR INCLUSION...SUCKERS! 1) THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS - DEAD RHINOS DON'T PAY
POLL TAX 2) DRUNK & INCONTINENT - THE SPECTACULAR FESTIVAL OF THE MIGHTY SEA VIDEO 3) THE CINNAMON WEAVERS - WE'RE THE CINNAMON WEAVERS 4) DARK F**KERS OF SPASTIC LIGHT - NURSING A MEAT LOAF 5) BLOOD SHOVEL - SAD F**KWIT TATTOO MAN/WAR IS NAUGHTY/ MR. HUMECTANT 6) TROMBONIST (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ”BLOWFLY”) - DEAN MARTIN 7) KEN DEAD & THE DODGY MEN - MILD THING 8) S**TCLEAVER - QUEEN 9) FLANGEWORTH DIPSTICK - INSANE 10) THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - COCKSUCKER IN A TURTLENECK SWEATER 11) OLD AGE PORNSTERS - SPANISH FLYS 12) THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS TIN PIGLET PORKESTRA - FABULOUS MEDLEY 13) NEW AGE PORNSTERS - LEAVE IT ART 14) DICK 'N' LES - BRING THE BOYS BACK HOME 15) THE PHAR TING ZHAD-YUU-SAEZ - 54 ELASTIC FIREMEN 16) BLOOD SHOVEL - WAR IS NAUGHTY/CORN/PENIS 17) ZIPPY HOLISTER - SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN 18) COSTA DEL BLOWFLY (A.K.A. TROMBONIST) - DADDY DON'T BUY A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS VIDEO 19) BINKY - AIRSHOW 20) THE TIN RAM - HAIRBRUSH THE TOOTH 21) THOSE NAUGHTY KLAXONS - THE BALLAD OF FABBO THE DRAKE 22) THE CINNAMON WEAVERS - LONNIE'S REVENGE 23) DARK F**KERS OF SPASTIC LIGHT - NOGUS MEN THEME 24) THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - CHEETOS AND CUSTARD ADDITIONAL STUFF MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS KARAOKE
SING-A-LONGA MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - CHEETOS AND CUSTARD LET'S DO ORAL (COMMENTARIES)
1. ROYAL VISIT 1989 - COMMENTARY: THE GOLD LAME`
SKELETON 2. TROMBONIST - INTERNATIONAL SCUM OF JAZZ COMMENTARY: SPANKY 3. THE MIGHTY DICKWEASELS - ALFIE NOAKES DON'T LIKE CHICKENS COMMENTARY: SGT. BOP AND BINKY DISC TWO HONEY MAGGOTS (GED MAN
WALKING) More of the above but with different contents and a
different title. 1) Rev. Pat C. Kensit vs Marrowpoodle - Salt Wasser
Surprise 2) Dark F**kers Of Spastic Light - A Monkey Plumbing 3) Pale Definitive Mutation - Concerto for Gonad 4) Gregson The Panther - Systematic Mass Slaughter Of The Frail Fragrant Few (Cat Don't P**s Me) 5) Mighty Springboks - I Am Continuous 6) Shitcleaver - Pendulous 7) Cinnamon Weavers - Two Lips from Hamster Jam 8) Don O Van - Blo' Job 9) Dick 'n' Les - Dead Gypsy 10) The Beerboon - CCTV Eye 11) Happi S**t Pumpkin - The Cornered Heart Sessions 12) Spex Pistols - Clipperty Clop 13) Mighty Springboks - Telstar Assmonkey 14) Mr Fat's Band Of Transvaal Wunderlust - Legend Of Football Head 15) Gold Lame` & The Gifted Juans - My Little Glue Factory 16) Disco Earthquake - Bard To The Bone 17) Spex Pistols - Who's Higher Up Me Neck 18) Gregson The Panther - God 'n' Me Out On A Bender 19) Love Mummies - I Trod On Something Green And Crunchy To Avoid A Buggering 20) Original Railings - And Leave It's Beak On The Lawn/Dance The Mildred Peabody 21) Trombonist - International Scum Of Jazz ADDITIONAL STUFF
MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - EAT MY DUMP
COMMENTARY: SGT. BOP COSTA DEL BLOWFLY KARAOKE - DADDY DON'T BUY A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS SKRONK-A-LONGA PIGLET - YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN IN THE FUN WITH THIS UNUSUAL KARAOKE OPPORTUNITY ARE WE NOT BUTTER? THE INTERVIEW. FIND OUT WHAT FILTH-O-BOP (TM) IS ALL ABOUT STRAIGHT FROM THE GOBS OF SOME OF ITS KEY PLAYERS You'll have to watch the bloody thing for dates, locations,
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ZIMP - 015 PLOOTY GIBBER TEAT
out of print.
FORMAT: CDR
Difficult one this. Recorded on and around the aftermath of Mother Nail's death. There's a kind of bleak streak to this. A black humoured bleak streak. Then again there always is with this stuff isn't there. And then John Peel went and snuffed it as well! Sympathies etc to all. Right that's the maudlin s**t out the way... The lads: Mr Jackson, Sgt. Bop, Spanky and The Tin Ram pool their talented resources to bring you this vision of special tainted sound pop. Guitars collide with samples, po-faced drum machine blarney and fecundly sterile vocal apathy. Binky - The Human Nail King of the Hornets mum, the late Mother Nail features on one track via the medium of an answerphone. That's via an answerphone and not a medium. That would be plain ridiculous and not to mention downright ploppy pants scary. By all intents you're right it is another Zimpoon and chums supergroup featuring the grizzled sour creme de la scream of the C4nn15t3r (Spanky - Mobster Lobster, Trashman's Shoes, Elk Psychiatrist etc), Zimpoon (Sgt. Bop - Mighty Springboks, Mighty Dickweasels and a whole lot of other s**t), Bruised Banana Communications (The Tin Ram - Dr Smedley's Mechanical Southend, Mighty Dickweasels, Spex Pistols, yadda, yadda, yadda) and "mysterious newcomer" Mr. Jackson. Some of it is tunefull, some of it is not. Like an undiscovered ringtone hiding beneath a layer of undulating sludge. Blippy machines, fractured guitar licks, the barking of a cormorant. Bacon with a gun licence melody and hungover. A young pippet throttling a bison with a rotary club secretary. The squelch and thrum of heavy rock diluted with a portion of igneous pop. Like a shaved fish sulking noisily in its own personal drawing room. Loud, abrasive and smelly. Hip hop beats vie for your attention over torpedo strung sex strings and toy fart contraptions. Like gravy but deafening, like treacle with melody. The Sound of Music with small Japanese children born in Hampshire. A stranger dressed in a tweed bathmat yodelling a secret sect song about salad dressing. Love songs for solitary w**kers. 1. AFRICAN'T 2. BLURT-Y RIFF 3. DANCIN'
RUMPLESTILTSKIN ACTION FIGURE 4. DEATH 2 ALL QUINCY M.E. A CAPELLA GROUPS 5. D'YA WAN ZUM BEANZ WID THAYAT? 6. I'M SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEEALIDOCIOUS, FLY ME 7. JUST ABOUT WINNING 8. LAPLANDER (SHELLAC TRIBUTE BAND) 9. MY A**HOLE 10. NATURE MOTHERF**KING NATURE 11. OF P**S, RIVERS 12. OHOHOHOHOHOH 13. PRETTY THINGS WHEN I'M SAD 14. SEVERED HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK 15. TENKO COFFEE 16. THE CHEADLE HULME SONG 17. THE PET DOG SONG 18. TWISTED FISTER 19. GOOD TIMES |
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ZIMP - 016 NAZERINE SAC WELCOME TO THE HOTEL
ZANZIBAR F**KHOUSE FORMAT: CDR
Three piece maelstrom of scrap crap skronk gutter pop. 22 thankfully short pieces of carefree, melody free, talent free directionless free racket. Paris Hilton force fed her own intestines whilst Aled jones w**ks with a cheese grater. The scream of a million dying stereos. Saucy industrial jazz from a seaside hell lapped by blood. This is akin to having your face kicked in by spastics. There are no tunes you can hum here. The only whistling is the falling bomb of sound that shatters the chin in your earlobes, and whoose splinters slice your neck like shards of fist f**ked science. An oasis of pee-pee coalescing in a stagnant dressing room of burned out riffs and instrumental ape jargon. David Chrome (Chrome - not the American bunch), Yussef Henry (Knickers 4 Krist) and Yink (Yink) make up this titillating unit. P**s on them even if they're not on fire! MASCULINE SIDE (FOR VIN DIESEL)
1) A Penis Sang in Barclay Square 2) The Penis of the Night What Sweet Music They Make 3) Lake of Fried Penis Sandwich 4) Mayor Penis of Caramel Island 5) Melanie! Your Penis is on Fire!!! 6) Pee Wee's Big Penis 7) Penis Drops Keep Falling on My Head 8) The Never Ending Penis 9) The Penis Also Rises FEMININE SIDE (FOR RACHEL STEVENS) 10) Haute Cuisine on the Planet of The Apes 11) Beauty & The Yeast 12) Fecund Field of Celestial Dead G.I.s 13) For Your Ass Only 14) Hiawatha's Revenge 15) Raping a Pig For Children in Need 16) Lumber Scan 17) Sack of S**t 18) The Chartbound Sounds of Nazerine Sac 19) The Horn-ned One 20) Titty C***ty Gang Bang 21) Underground Heating 22) Exploding Fish Eye |
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ZIMP - 017 VARIOUS IRE
(BALDING T**TS IN A ROOM OF MASKS) FORMAT: CDR
Specialist music magazines at the time of writing are soooooo pretentious aren't they? Elitist and protective towards their latest prodigies and reluctant to share their new sonic discoveries with you - incase the writer's hip credibility is questioned and tested. Well this disc offers a big f**k you to them and their ilk. From the music contained on the disc to the very sleeve design itself you don't have to be an idiot to see who this release is aimed at. And although we admit we're probably shooting ourselves in the foot with this compilation at least we don't use over long sentences full of big inarticulate sloganeering non-sensical expressionism to big ourselves up and make our listeners/readers feel small and inadequate. (Except obviously we do judging by the previous one!). Most of the sleevenote quotes are actually nicked from some of these annoying magazines and applied to the artists involved in this release. Other passages are new but fit in quite nicely with the "borrowed" stuff. I. NAZERINE SAC - IN A REFLECTIVE MOOD
II. NIPPLES ON MEN - GAS HOLE III. SGT. BOP - VENICE WHALER IV. SPANKY - CLOTHES WHORES V. ELK PSYCHIATRIST - PATIENCE VI. MOST PECULIAR F**KERS - GEORGE C SCOTT WANTS ME FOR A SUNBEAM VII. SGT. BOP - PORTSDOWN HILL VIII. THE TIN PIGLET - (HEY MISTER) I JUST SPILLED MY MOTHER IX. BINKY - THE GRUEL SEA X. SPANIEL THE HAPPY BACKSIDE - COK STK XI. NIPPLES ON MEN - WOMEN MORE VIOLENT THAN BILL ODDIE XII. SGT. BOP - FISSION CHIPS XIII. THE TIN PIGLET - T'FUNNY CHURCH (OUR SOULS 2 U 2004 DALEK NIMMO IN DA HAUS OF GOD REMIX) XIV. GRIEF CONCUBINE - SACRIFICE XV. BINKY - SEA BIRD XVI. MOST PECULIAR F**KERS - MO F**KER BLUES XVII. SPANKY - TRADE AGREEMENT WITH THE PLANET OF THE APES XVIII. I'M 14 - I AM A C**T |
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ZIMP - 18DVD THE MIGHTY SPRIGBOKS TIN PIGLET PORKESTRA
- FREE BUTT IN THE LAND OF BEER AND BUM
(BRIGHTON 20/02/2005) DELETED.
Some of this show is compiled on the Dog Chutney/Honey Maggots double DVD set. (See ZIMP 014/28DVD above more details). |
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ZIMP - 019 THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS GATOR MASS
Format: CDR
The band the term "Filth-o-bop" ((C)(P)1989 Mitch Gosney) was invented for are back after several years working as sick children and this time it's no more Mr. Nice Guys. Come to think of it, was the original duo ever "nice" or "cuddly?" The usual one riff = one song motiff that we love and hold so dear are present and correct as is a poorly demonstrated understanding for modern digital recording techniques. But so what!? It's The Mighty Springboks and we lurrve it! This baby burns your privates like a balsamic vinegar bubble bath. Bombastic beat box patterns frag dance you senseless whilst duelling manic simpleton axe felch infiltrates your puny ears. The born again 50000 screaming guitars of Ann Frank rise as one and rip their simultaeneous riffage deep into your cowering cranium. Funny noises burp and belch in an unrelenting garbage tide of uber swill. It's purile, it's juvenile it's nasty and threatening and if it can bring warring nations to the brink of peace then, like, whatever. 1. King Titty 2. P**sing In Buckets In The Name Of Art 3.
Gentle Things 4. Vomit Love 5. Dirty Clean 6. My Mind Licks The Sun 7. Battle Cry For A Crushed Lilliputian Empire 8. Ginger Lord 9. Akron Widow 10. Walking Prometheus 11. Austrian Women 12. Sonic Youth Are in My Ass 13. Don't Touch It If It's Yellow 14. Shellac Also Live In My Ass 15. Ingrowing Cock 16. Jimmy Morrison Poetry Prick scholarship |
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SKROW TUMM 00 - 1 ELK PSYCHIATRIST
AT THE TELEPATHIC MONKEY NETWORK For some peculiar reason that has since been lost in the mists of time probably due to drunken antics and the intake of vast amount of adult pharmaceuticals the popular beat combo ELK PSYCHIATRIST only agreed to issue their material if it was under the umbrella of the Skrow Tumm name. Daft beggars! FORMAT: CDR Some early copies came with a silly little book on monkey recognition. Dear Musically Challenged, here is some tremendous news from the stables of the ZIMPOON and SKROW TUMM labels. The first release of 2002 - the eagerly awaited home-pressed CD-R thing by Elk Psychiatrist - is here at last! AT THE TELEPATHIC MONKEY NETWORK features 16 slices of discofied electric punky folk reggae salsa riddims in a hybrid sauce of unbridled comic sobriety from the likes of Elk Psychiatrist, and his band The Vintage Western Tea Drinkers (Big Chief Little Jim, The Rainbow Trustee, Fenton Balls, DJ Foolish Hospital Closed On Sundays). Weapons In The Marshes / Exercise Bikes In
Make-Up / Gave Me A Drain o Six Million Miles of Road, Only One Pan / Labradford Fanclub Gig Holocaust / The Coming of Evil/ Famous People With Magic Granddad / Six Drowned Cats And An Orelikon / (Let's Go Look at) The Cardboard Recycling Plant / Golfball Wallet / The Ballad of John Oxygen Buttergun / Mouse Journalism / The Fat Priest / Puma Dearest / Monkey Chimpanzee Monkey Baboon Elk / The International Brigade of Little Monkeys |
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SKROW TUMM - 002 ELK PSYCHIATRIST FINL&.
For some peculiar reason that has since been lost in
the mists of time probably due to drunken antics and the intake of vast amount of adult pharmaceuticals the popular beat combo ELK PSYCHIATRIST only agreed to issue their material if it was under the umbrella of the Skrow Tumm name. Daft beggars! (As mentioned above!) FORMAT:CDR
Hallo, friends and welcome to the second fabulous release this year (2002)from your favourite ungulate monkey loving filthsmiths Elk Psychiatrist. This time the adventure is called Finl&. (Pronounced "Finland" as in the country or maybe a fabled land of fish bits. Or even a vast lost continent of ended foreign films with the caption "Fin" prominently and permanently displayed at eye level, or perhaps you've already left the cinema by then leaving only discarded pop corn buckets and rustled sweet wrappers. I digress). It's a lovely round portfolio of angled pop, gargles, knee wobbling descant pottery and some kind of music. A novelty oompah band in trousers, a kite, the warm summery fragrance of creosote and Bovril, the permeating throat lozenge lodged in Auntie Shirlie's Sound Neck. If that sounds haughty and naughty, then EXCELLENT! I'm just too thrilled about these crazy cats and their feline shed of tone fun to express myself too sensibly. Most of it is totally new, some of it is old. Oh shut up Mavis and let me explain about the "old stuff". The Elk Psychiatrist (for it was he, no less) was recently handed some tapes by The Gold Lamé Skeleton and told to "Tamper with them, old man". The tapes contained source recordings (Just what the hell does that mean?!) of Gridling an arcane precursor of what the young 'uns of today would hasten to call "lo-fi". These have been added to like some giant robotic inside receiving a new musical kidney.There are 21 tracks on this item, I suggest you listen to them all before shouting your mouth off about neo-imperialist classical post-avant garde improvisation. You haven't been warmed. The Burst Purists / Afternoon Bison / Lucky Huey / The
Locust Man / You Drive Me Wild Baby / Easily Insulted The Mucus Machine / A Composition Entitled "A Concerto For Two Synthesised Pianos, Silly Noise & A W**ker" / Justly Proud / Finl&. / Unique Drains (You Need Trains) / 'Allo, Clear Off! / Tiger Sick / The Dromedary Stomp / Birds / Places Where I've Slept / Legend Of Thralex Gribundae / Derek Quickmeal Got Soul! / Big Shark! / Hello, Can Stupid Sheepdog Beast Woman Come Out? / Craft Don't Work / An Ancient Pencil But With The Head Of A Morris Dancer This time its PERSONNEL: The Elk Psychiatrist,
Thuunex (The Near Human Martello), Mr. Yink F**koomuss, The One Called Clive Henry, The Beerboon, The Mint, The Gold Lamé Skeleton, The Godbeast Finl&. was recorded and engineered in early 2002 by Steve Albeano on a strict budget of tuppence at Third Mind Electrical Circuitry, which was quite a pleasant experience and a good laugh. And of course you know that selections from these two beauties can be found as part of the Zimpoon set "The Day The Inflatable Elephant Circled The Clock Tower" (ZIMP - 012) as seen above. |
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ZIMP - 020 GROUP OF FGAC CRAZY GO TWELVE-INCH
YEAH! THE FGAC REMIX ALBUM AZA BANANA TSUSHIN/KAO NO SHUYO KYOYO DAN (IN ASSOCIATION WITH BRUISED BANANA COMMUNICATIONS AND THE FGAC PEEPS) FORMAT: CDR As you may have gathered this is a remix project of mainly FGAC label gloop folded in with one representation of the Zimpoon happy folk. A mighty project indeed re-interpreted and fondled about with by BRUISED BANANA COMMUNICATIONS connectorate MC VITTY-RICH T with additional material and digital re-modelling by DJ KIPPERTIE-SUNTORPEDO. On the whole a bit of an anomally as many of the
original tracks here have yet to see a CD format release, so consider this a rude introduction. Hear your favourite BUTTERKUP, MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS, MIGHTY DICKWEASELS AND HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN songs as you've never experienced them before and dance or nod your noggin sagely to the beat if you're getting on in years. The dig out the originals and ask us when they will be available on CD. We don't know...we just don't know. 1) MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - Eat My Dump (Delusions of
Ganja/Bossa Mix) 2) BUTTERKUP - The Chromehead Suite a) Cranial Duraglit Mix b) 3am Interminable Mix c) Shards From Digital Limbo Mix d) Faster Than A Speeding Drain 3) BUTTERKUP - The Devil Went Down On Elvis (Flaxen Damsels Mix) 4) HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN - Business End Of A Urinal 5) MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - Eat My Dump (Exciting New Combo Mix) 6) HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN - Theme One (Now Featuring Real Ghanaians) 7) BUTTERKUP - Chromehead (Orchapella Coda) 8) MIGHTY DICKWEASELS - Night Of The Plankton (fun Factory Mix) And a lovely cover by THE PEPPERMINT WORDSMITH
too. Now ain't that just Jim Dandy? Actually who is or was Jim Dandy? What are the origins of this expression? Do you know? We don't. |
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ZIMP - 021 NAZERINE SAC FEAR OF A BLACK
PLANKTON FORMAT: CDR
One long track one short disc. More cut-up swill and noisy pastoral interludes from the three piece that some mathematicians would call "a sheetmetal worker's trio". It starts at the begining heads towards the middle section and finishes at the end dissecting tangents of chunky billiousness and unpleasant sound smells along the way. Sometimes remedial and restful others turgid and unforgiving. Forging through an unkempt eddy of lolloping improv and structured free-fall. Pretentious and yet pretty. Form a lecture group and decide for yourselves. N.S. on this recording = Yusef Henry, Yink, David Chrome |
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ZIMP - 022 ELK TROMBONIST AIN'T YOUR WAGON
FORMAT: CDR
Fore verily here it is the eagerly anticipated team-up of Elk Psychiatrist and Trombonist (do we really have to still put the "Formerly known as Blowfy" bit in? Hasit not sank in yet?)in all it's glory. Also featuring in the "I thought you were dead" corner Twyle Z. Crant (The Entire Top Shelf, to you and me chum)and Ballbuster Macphee from the semi-obscure SKY GODS. Yowsa! indeed mate. It could be what you expected from such Zimpoon stalwarts - a coupling of lovely melodies merged with alt. tuned splashes of funkzilla guitar. (Tick!) An arguement settled via the medium of sound (Tick!) Is it conical? Is it a rhomboid? Will I need to question my appraisal of shapes in contemporary music? Y/N? (Tick!) Where does one group end? Where does the other group continue? Will I be totally satisfied if I can't spot the join? (Tick!) Does the stiff-upper lip whimsy pulse with black humoured non-rock (Tick!) Are the sequetors safe (Tick!) These felloons should be able to help with your questions: The Elk Psychiatrist, Wolf Stuka, The One Called "Clive Henry", Lady Fistula Gibbon, Jimmy Nutrition, Barpo + Ballbuster Macphee and Twyle Z. Crant They did play on this compendium so you didn't have to: 1) Hi, I'm Cuisine
2) Wierd Saints Inside The Gold Mine 3) Braided Fax 4) Loud Trousers 5) Steaming Ceiling Of Meat 6) Fire Drill - I Heart You! 7) Blue Wails on Blit Street 8) My Girlfriend Tractor Parts 9) You Told Me He Slept On Rubber Sheets 10) Fall Tribute Band Fourth In Contest 11) Good Fortune Smiles Upon You Soon You Will Become Brides Of Nagrimantra 12) Horse Hair's Infamous Racist Victory 13) Ditchfield's Famous Pet Books 14) Big Dayglo B*****ds 15) Potted Cat |
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ZIMP - 023 DRUNK & INCONTINENT SCRAPING THE
BARREL OF THE BOTTOM (EVERYTHING YOU NEVER WANTED & LESS) (IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE STIFLED FART
IMPRINT OF GREAT BRITAIN) FORMAT: CDR OUT OF PRINT.
THIS ITEM HAS BEEN COMPILED. SEE ZIMP - 030
DRUNK & INCONTINENT - MOISTENENED NOT STIRRED (A RETARDED RETROSPECTIVE) 2005 - 2006 FOR FURTHER EXCITING DETAILS. |
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ZIMP - 024 THE DRUMMERS OF SEKUNDOO EIGHT THUMBED
TWO FINGERED ONE SUSPENDED TENTACLE ROCK! FORMAT: CDR
A kind of world music groove. Kind of. What does "World Music" actually mean? No think about it. Surely if you make sound emissions in a damp bedsit in Glasgow, a luxurious penthouse basement in Brisbane, a fish canning factory in Nova Scotia or any geographical location in between then you are a citizen of the world and you are doing music. So stop using the term to describe anywhere that is third world, hot and sunny. It is offensive to people who live on the Sun. The band themselves are currently based in Swanage, Dorset, England. There I've made my point...badly. This disc features all manner of accepted western electrical instruments, supplemented by a twist of ethnic beats and plinky-plonk devices to make them sound fluffy. When I listen to this I hear beautiful voices in my head, when I remove the headphones I hear nothing. I immediately want to plunge my aural pleasure senses back into this vast lake of enchanting cheap techno-pop, non-sensical guitar frippery and eccentric outbursts of delusional vocal grandeur. So I replace the 'phones. But that is selfish and I want you all to hear this. So go get your copy today. T.D.O.S. are Clifton Darwin III, Rastus Shakespeare Zolungua (no relation), Winston Whitechapel Bailey-Bridge and Galouwa Matemba - singing guitar on "I'm Busy". 1) Don The Pelt Of Christ And Rock 2) I'm Busy 3) Even Though
The Eagle And The Bear's Genetalia Are Incompatible Their Mighty Love Has No Known Boundaries 4) The Chocolate Log Of Anti-Melody 5) Kita-Ku, Osaka 6) Bahindhri The Sock Demon 7) Goolu The Clam Deity 8) Kentmarga The Newt Of All Pretension 9) Luv Dub + some secret uncredited "lucky talisman" shamanic limericks. (Songs to you and me!) |
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ZIMP - 025 MARITIME ET MERDE (SHIPS & S**t)
FORMAT: DVD (PAL & NTSC FORMATS)
WINNER OF BEST FILM AND BEST COMEDY
AWARDS AT THE GOSPORT AND FAREHAM AMATEUR FILM GUILDS 2005 How to describe this televisual feast? Oh sod it let's just quote the sleeve notes... "Smedleywoodland presents a riotous Korean Institute of
Urology Research & Light Entertainment presentation in association with Catalan Realistic Amateur Productions film. Join Catalan broadcaster Jacque Sheet and sidekick Cliff Conard on an odyssey to uniquely capture the sea themed action off the coast of Gosport (opposite Portsmouth, England) at the end of June/July 2005. Revel in the majesty of The Fleet review, The Son Et Lumiere Battle of Trafalgar Re-enactment, The International Festival of the Sea, as well as a revealing look at the naval town of Gosport, Hampshire. Experience saucy sea shanty action with THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF, something a little risque from a man who looks like THE ROCK, and glean interesting facts from DR. NUDELY NUDE & RAYMOND TRINO "TINTO" BRASSIERE and introducing BANYOLS THE HERON. Oh and who could resist BENCHEAD as "MUSSOLINI"? Filmed on a zero budget on vintage analogue and occasional digital equipment, the film exudes a lively rawness, reflected in its rough and crude editing techniques." The only thing that is cruder is the ripe language, so to be
cautious we have rated this film an 18 certificate. 1) Maritime Et Merde (Ships & S**t)
2) Forgotten Scene: Fireworks. New Labour Doesn't (satire) 3) Gosport The Town Of Lovely Approximate running time 37 minutes. |
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ZIMP - 026 HAPPI S** PUMPKIN THE CORNERED HEART
FORMAT: CDR
The ideal Valentine's Day gift or not. The first new stuff from HSP in ooh... ages. It's just as clanky and cumbersome but wholeheartedly good for you. Listen to it but don't eat it - unless you have a metal tummy lining or do that sort of thing in a circus come freak show. A freak show, I guess that's what you could this intrusion into the realms of sweet harmonious melody. Some would call it art, some an uneven gawdforsaken racket, some music at a base level but an uneven gawdforsaken racket all the same. Maybe like the mighty kraken with a rattle in each paw but demonstrating an anti-rythmic complex. Or robots that go barf instead of the customary bleep. Insert your own crummy metaphor if you wish. The sounds you hear on this CDR were tortured from the following contraptions: Clockwork mouse, hairdryer, hand drill, sick bag, toy drumkit, whistling, pan of water, whisk, till roll, guitars, effects, cassettes, records, plectrums, tape machines, electronics, slides, hammer, mic, arm, tumble dryer, mic. stand, cellotape rolls, ass, dictaphone, contact mic., skrewdrivers, shoe, saxaphone, beer cans, shiney head, harmonica, recorder, childs keyboard, handkerchief, mouth farts, spastic chair aid, Binky's stomach, kalimba, handclaps, straw hat, nails, banjo, synth, brass coal bucket, melodica, Beerboon's head, record deck, small arms fire, the human voice... By: Binky, Sgt. Bop, The Beerboon, Herve Klarpis, Naomi Yanaimoto, Fool Henderson, Dr. Marsh Gibbon Fadpipe, The accessory, Big Chow XXX. See a glimpse behind the recording process of this album on the "Honey Maggots (Ged Man Walking)" DVD (ZIMP - 028DVD). See ZIMP - 014DVD "DOG CHUTNEY/HONEY MAGGOTS" for further thrilling viewing details. 1) Ghost B*****ds 2) TGT 3) C 4) Gob Organ Organ Gob 5)
Ball 6) The Free Jazz of Dalek Coltrane 7) Cork 8) Hats Off To Skyler Channing 9) Lazz Eeee 10) Puzz Eeee 11) Choc + Fruit + Nut Refridgerator Cake 12) Partisans 13) NFS 14) 1/2 Baked 15) Introduction 16) Dude Intruder 17) Frog 18) Akorah Core Cares 19) Spenzer Daviss In Frilly Cotton Lady Panties |
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ZIMP - 027 DRUNK & INCONTINENT
BACH OVERKILL (IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE STIFLED FART IMPRINT OF GREAT BRITAIN) FORMAT: CDR OUT OF PRINT.
THIS ITEM HAS BEEN COMPILED.
SEE ZIMP - 030 DRUNK & INCONTINENT - MOISTENENED NOT STIRRED (A RETARDED RETROSPECTIVE) 2005 - 2006 BELOW FOR FURTHER EXCITING DETAILS. |
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ZIMP - 028DVD VARIOUS HONEY MAGGOTS (GED MAN WALKING)
FORMAT: DVD (PAL SECAM & NTSC REGIONS)
This disc forms the second part of ZIMP - 014DVD "DOG CHUTNEY" please refer to that above for full track listing and contents. |
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ZIMP - 029 MY BALLS LICKED BY A REINDEER (A.K.A. MIS
PELOTAS LAMIERON POR UNO RENO) OH MY GOD ANNA A GIANT POGO STICK FORMAT: CDR
1) The Nightsoil Man 2) The Boy Who Thought He Was
Monica Bellucci 3) Juiced 4) Sitting On Top Of Things 5) Then This Is! Wimbourne 6) Words Become Impotent 7) The Insignificance 8) Chaffing 9) Powerful Insect Mk. II 10) Force Feeding The Children Corn 11) How Do You Remix Silence? 12) Keasts! 13) 19 Suzi Quatro's 14) Footsie 15) Schmidt 16) Wandering Around Japan 17) Ragastradern 18) Aspen Sports Bag 19) A Model Floats On A Smoky Lake The Swan Walks Down A Catwalk + scintillating spoken word interludes. Those that lick and those that ball include: The Beerboon, Space Pilot Scoot Gibson (welcome back The Entire Top Shelf, you mad 'nana, sonner, you!), Binky and introducing Gregson The Panther as Fudger Moranis. Sheets of faux goth like dirges. They came from Plankton Rock. You know guitars that sound like squeeling fish, sneezing synths, you know that kind of thing. Sitars mocking electric slide percussion whilst shaving scales from pleasant forms of happy toons. A residential magic band. Formless and cheap instrument replicas pressed and moulded from sound putty. Sister Pat likes it...And Sister Pat is a big nurse, and she's not even a mental nurse. Discuss. |
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ZIMP - 030 DRUNK & INCONTINENT MOISTENED NOT STIRRED
(A RETARDED RETROSPECTIVE 2005 - 2006)
In association with STIFLED FART FORMAT: CDR
A fantastic 33 track track overview representing the near complete output covering one debauched and ringed out nappy of a year. Both classic Zimpoon CDRS - Scraping The Barrel of The Bottom (Everthing You Never Wanted & Less) and Bach Overkill are here. Plus an additional eight new tracks featuring an engorged line-up featuring TAMSIN TITS (WELL FINGERED QUEER, PUCKERED ST*RFISH) on keyboard and DAVID BOWELY on sax for track 26. D & I stagger purposefully into your stereo, kick it hard in the nadgers, steal its beer and proceed to play good ole fashioned brawlin' music before going to the toilet frequently over the lovely furniture. The "Bach Overkill" CDR sleeve likened the D & I sound to "The criminally underated neglect of a thousand nuclear guitar sunshines." And...
"Scratchy excema guitar abuxe, vocals that make paint shriek, a
scatter balm of innocent piano and electronic made drum blat." And who is sober enough to want to argue with that?
D & I: The Beerboon, Inneuendo Rodriques, Officer Aledread Spermbank 1) Alcoholic Colonel Tim's Declaration Of Love 2) Drunk And Indeed Incontinent 3) Spectacular Festival Of The Mighty Sea 4) Beer in Our Time 5) Get Yer Glad Rags On 6) Pink Blancmange (R U Happy Now, Rock Revisionist?) 7) Pant Tease (Lexxual Edukation) 8) Coloured Crippled Gay Christian Or Muslim Anarcho Morris Dancers 9) Play Up Pupae, Pupae Play Up! 10) An Appreciation Of Less Finer Things In Life 11) Tough Knell 12) Ron Ely 13) Nipple Backfire 14) Ticklestick 15) Jerry 16) Have Lots Of Sex 17) Hummingbird 18) Sum Of Girls 19) One Million Beers B.C. (Before Cognac) 20) Eagle From The Belfry 21) Overlord Of F**k 22) Pring 23) The Competitive Dad 24) Phi-Lo The Pastry Girl 25) Girls In Wet T-Shirts 26) Feline S**t 27) S**t Scared & Creamy 28) Alien Onion Cadet 29) Scrotum Is A Totum (Apparently) 30) Knowing The Lyrics To Every Instrumental Ever Written 31) Torn From A Butterfly 32) Nana 33) Seguricor |
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