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What prey exactly is Zimpoon?
Some say it is a mixture of a zebra, blimp (a kind of airship... I like airships. Do you like airships?
They fascinate me. In fact when I was a wee lad I always wanted to be an airship when I grew up.
Anyway, I digress), and an abbreviation of the word "spoon". Others brought up on the puppet sci-fi
adventures of Steve Zodiac and Zuni the Lazzoon in the classic space opera Fireball XL5 may be
reminded of a couple of no good aliens who used the Zimpoon as a galactic measurement for
destruction. It might be both it might be neither! In fact it's a kind of record label based on the south
coast of England, which is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and that's in Europe, right?
The label roster includes many of the south coasts finest and most esoteric artists as well as
featuring classic re-issues nicked from the archives of the defunct legendary FGAC, Bruised
Banana, Slime Studios, Genital Cola and Happy-Go-Lucky Puppy vaults. To find out how to get your
mitts on your own  personal handmade individual Zimpoon CD-Rs from us simply Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
ZIMP - 000 THE SILICONE BREASTS SMASHED TITS
A compilation from one of Gosport's most popularly
obscure punk rock denizens. It's not clever, it's not
politically correct and melody never gets in the way of a
tune. Featuring members of The Mighty Springboks,
Throat Spill Willy Liqueurs, Carnage, The Junta Hunterz,
Blood Shovel, Stomach Jaw, Trombonist, Love Mummies,
Dr. Smedley's Mechanical Southend and Evasive Action amongst others. 24 tunes of angst ridden juvenile naivete.
Aren't you glad it's not a French train set?
Fish On My Head/ Avon Ladies/ Sophie's Tits/ The Clock/
Song of the South/ You Can't Buy Anarchy with a Barklay
Card/ Cystitis in My Heart/ Nine Million Monkey Nuns/
Baboons/ Ewok Attack/ Onion! (Live, NYC 1985)/ Cromwell
War Ein Freaky Gerade/ Contraceptive Song/ Old Ladies in
Charity Shops/ F**king Old Cash/ Cromwell was a Freaky
Straight/ My Curried Friend/ Carnage/ Sanguine Monkey/
Hard in My Pants/ I'm Alright/ F**ketty F**k McF**k and the
F**kers/ The Disgusting Song/ The Theme from Carla
These damn fine fellows have served time in the Silicone
Breasts. Some are playing on the above selections.
Des Troy, Binky, Brett Young, The Payn, Link Deviant,
Gleaming Brown, Kevin, Homeboy Chicken Spencer,
Christian Rock, The Newsagent, Asthmatic Andy Atkinson,
Alfonzo Alligator, Ken Homo, Alison Stalingrad,
Agothocoles T Palmer, Fossil Ratburnz, Stig Tracey,
Raelene "Machine Gun" Petulengo, Farty Kenyatta, Millsy,
Teggs, Bath Oliver, "Spermwood" Tubs, Flick Colby, Da
ZIMP - 001  TROMBONIST  ROUND THING 1994 - 1997 &
Trombonist compilation drawn from long since deleted
cassette only releases originally issued by The FGAC and
Genital Cola and Happy-Go-Puppy Recordings labels of
Gosport, England, plus a few exciting other bits. Began life
as the pop band "BLOWFLY". Changed name to confuse
people and because there was a plethora of other artists
with the same name. But mostly to confuse people. A
discordant blend of wasted disco funk, nilhistic punk scud,
rockabilly and barmy lyrics. You want a reference point?
Imagine if Supertramp had ingested a lot of drugs flavored
by The Fall, Birthday Party, Pop Group, Dollar, Swell Maps,
Beefheart,____________________(insert your own late '70's
early '80's influence here. After all everyone else does!) and
that really good record from the 1990's (ah, a contemporary
point at last) that went dunk, dunk, dunk, smash, clank,
dunk. Much has been written about "BLOWFLY" not so
Round Things/ Fisheads & Sailors/ Sad Losers Club/ Theme
From "Surf Vet"/ Deep Throat of God/ Big Guitar Fight/
Introducing Mr. Sands of Iwa Jima/ Crazy Fai is Dealing in
Dynamite/ The Big Wife/ Prom Queuer/ Up in the Clouds
Gentlemen Freeze/ A Comparison of Murder Raps/ Potato
F**ker/ The Irreligious Dog Grenade/ Horse Camembert
Blues/ Like A Horse/ Succulent Creosote/ Dean Martin/ New
Target for Squid Eye/ Intellectual Scum of Jazz/ Yak Builder
(edit)/ The Day the Magic Died (featuring Those Naughty
Klaxons)/ Daddy Don't Buy a Gun for Christmas (featuring
the Tin Ram)
...The latter song being the banned sure-fire Christmas hit of
1996! If a more twee, black comedic, sarcastic "carol"
begging for peace and good will to all men existed I'd like to
hear it...With bells on!
Blowing their horned guts out (metaphorically speaking) on
this recording were
Tucker "The Beerboon" Nodes, Benny "Funklet Pie"
Benchead, Nardo "Kung Fu Fish Boy" Dink Balti, Binky
"The Human Stomach" Renegedes, Hitman "Moskow
Kowfest" Immenso + The Tin Ram musick - Daddy Don't
Buy a Gun For Christmas, The Choir of Heavenly Bastards -
backing vocals where it mattered, Those Naughty Klaxons -
country music where it hurts, track 22.
ZIMP - 002 HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN  POT FULL O' COCKS
Another bloody compilation! That's bloody as in a great
big floppy visceral 27 tracks of nasty naughty noisy filth
drawn from 11 years of touched releases and
collaborations. Fans of the genre of jazz are lured in by
the allure of a rich vein of deconstructed improvisation,
whilst disciples of high-octane spazz rock laugh at them.
No, really there is no situationist compromise, what you
hear is what you get. The silence of noise swept away in
the wild abandoned flailing tattooed arms of a musically
inept jellyfish. An international sonic task force of famous
and not so infamous boys and girls hide under the
shadow of a pseudonym tree, probably scared to be
associated with this. But is it any good? Yeah! Nah!
Dunno, you decide.
Sprawling F**king Mess 1 - Infinity (MC Vittie remix)/
Robbo's Pipes/ Internal Mexican Hat/ Semen Lopez
Urinal/Spill My P**s-wee/ Home of all Logic/ Dunstable
Close to Me/ Business End of a Mouth/ Hammer House of
Frazer/ Bloon Mune (MC Vittie remix)/ Crikey ( MC Vittie
remix)/ Floppy/ Sandpaper Cottages Tied up with String/
Happi Birthday Mercurial Bev!/ Chicken Navy Dancey Man
(DJ Womansawa edit)/ Easter Bunny/ Tribute to the King
of Music Collecting Tax Journalists (featuring The Mighty
Dickweasels)/ Fearless Algerian Dog Killers/ Nourishing
Little Dragon/ Jeff the Naughty Corsican/ Moyland!
Moyland! Ka-Pungo Gigawatt Car Berretta Equals (Un)
Rock/ The Wall of Sound has Rising Damp/ Trade Union
of Free Jazz/ Spaghetti Eyed Tit Wank/ The Beat Goes
Ouch/ Kenton Thruggnalls/ Theme from Godzilla Pasty
Boy/ Bard to the Bone (Disco Earthquake Vs Happi S*t
Some people really ought to know better than to get
involved in something as monumental as this. Here is a
list of people who are complicit in this item, see if you can
collect them all and put them in a big jar.
Graham "Funki Thumbs" Larry, Naomi Yanamoto, Fool
Henderson, Todd Stockhausen, Herve Klarpis, The
Accessory, Tin Ram, ...His Deutsche Wife, Dale Dale (The
Yard of Ale), Mrs. Xenarkis Blit, Don Keyson, Big Chow,
Kagemusha Bratfield, Mr. Lemon The Face, Dr. Marsh
Gibbon Fadpipe, Susan "Marine Boy" Atkins, Hen Headed
Leonard, Marrowpoodle Molestrangler, Xxx
ZIMP - 003 SHELFIE  L'ALBUM
Yes, you've guessed it, another compilation
album. This one is a tribute to one of the true pie
in your ears and innovators behind the unique
sound dubbed GRIDLING ™ a primitive early
version of FILTHOBOP ™, ladies and gentlemen
we present THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF. Imagine an
angel farting. The acts that gave their songs to
this album didn't and now look what's happened.
Compiled from over thirty years of damn fine
Shelf and Shelf related releases plus additional
tributes from artists who wished to be associated
with this artifact. You'll laugh, you'll cry then you'll
probably eat your dinner and then go to the toilet.
I know I did.
Robbo's Pipes/ Tony's Irish Folk Song/ I Wanna
be a Fish/ K.O.S./ Going Down to the Toilet/
Pigface the Clown/ Gazimany Phweep/ And Lo!
The Tardis Disintegrated/ Four Little Kittens/ Early
'70's Crap/ Cautious Weetabix/ The Budgie
Phenomenon/ The Wrong Moat/ Geraldine the
Squirrel/ Poost Hoogel Mute/ Me 'n' Bob Mills/
Billabing Bangbong (A Song to Kill 1000's of Flies
With)/ The Ferret Catcher/ Mealy Bug Mantra/
Gazimany Phweep/ Baron Landscape & the
Titanium Nun/ Market Trading/ I used to Have a
Fish (But it Died)/ Gwinthorb the Slightly Salted
Problem/ Toilet Kitten Theme (Instrumental)/ 3rd
Movement (edit)/ Robbo's Pipes/ A Poem by Mr.
Recently Unemployed of Hackney/ The Alien
(edit)/ Dim Stephen/ E-Side Favorites/ Oh This
Song is Really Rather Boring/ Firm Clothin'
Some of the sleeve is written in French to give the
packaging an 'eight of sophistication, if you don't
do French but understand the Quoons Englush
here's a translation of who them buggers be:
JOHNSON'S GRIDLING BAND/ DR. SMEDLEY'S
MECHANICAL SOUTHEND/ BLOOD
SHOVEL/SPEX PISTOLS/ THE ORIGINAL
RAILINGS/ MUMBLING JACK UNITROBA & THE
CEILIDH KICKERS/ SHOESHINE MISTER/ THOSE
NAUGHTY KLAXONS/ THE MIGHTY
DICKWEASELS/ CANISTER/ "ROGER GLORFIN"/
GOLD LAME` SKELETON/ HOUNSLOW THE
MAMBA/ THE MR. GAMBLINS (sometimes called
VOLEHEAD & NANCY and even MELLOTRONIK)/
THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS/ CATKINS OF JAZZ/
THE BOTTOMS/ NORRY PARKER & THE
RAINBOW CHILDREN/ BOO BOO KILTNEY & THE
SQUARE MEALS/ THE TRENTON SISTERS/ PALE
DEFINITIVE MUTILATION/ GOAT LEVER STAMP
CHEESE/ SOME BEETLES
And no, I'm not going to list every individual
groups personnel, that would be sheer folly.
ZIMP - 004 I'M 14  HUGE CORSETS LIVEN UP THE
SOUP FOOTBALL YES SIR
Surprisingly this is all totally new stuff. It is not a
compilation. Although the songs on it have been
compiled together and listed so as to make this a
cohesive unit. What am I on about? Wild and
crazy. Like the sort of gargling an exploding
earwig in a decompression chamber would make
fused with a cranky, frustrated irksome brat beat
ordained by the black pope of pop. Skittery, jittery
and damn scratchy guitars vie with troublesome
toy sounds and barking monkey tonsured vocals.
Or perhaps baking a cake with a six stringed
amphibian and not an oven. What's with the
donkeys? Are donkeys the new rock 'n' roll?
Think about wearing a hard hat and you'll never
be able to stare a boiled egg in the face again. By
Zimpoon's standards it's a fairly short album, but
in this case that's a not a bad thing - right?
Skin (Model's Own) Pt. 1 - 19/ Accidental Death of
an Accidental Death Investigator/ Mr. Pork has
Lost His Hat/ Why do They Call You Mountain?/
That Boiled Leather!/ The Mutton Lung Vliet
Review/ The Millenium Scare/ The Stairs! The
Stairs!/ They Found Oil in Grandma's Ass/ Scrunty
Old Man/ Pantheon of Ass/ Is That U John?/ ...v I'm
14 (And the winner is...The Publisher!)/ Timmy the
Space Dog/ My Pencil/ Nasal Cavity: Ideal for
Monkey Cramming the Fat Chef Within Me/ Sweet
Rock 'n' Roll Muzak/ Daddy Don't Buy a Gun for
Christmas (featuring "Blowfly" now called
"Trombonist")/ Crazy Basket/ Boeuf D'une Dame
Challenging the musical confines of the medium
of alt-pop today are:
Gordon Beast, Excellent Malcolm, Sir Cliff
Pilchard, Drumkit Steve Baboon, Phanta - Child of
the Kosmos, Gentleman Len Motherfucker, The
Five Weights of Clive "Spanky" Henry
ZIMP - 005  JOHNSON'S GRIDLING BAND  FIRM
CLOTHIN' WINKY ELVES
AS PREVIOUSLY FEATURED IN VARIOUS FORMS ON
THE SLIME STUDIOS, BRUISED BANANA
COMMUNICATIONS AND FGAC LABELS.
A 46 track anthology so big it took 26 years and the
efforts of four recording companies to bring this item
to you on one compact disc. That compact disc has
been taken, but another one's since been made. You
never know. In 1970, in the reign of Queen Lulabet the
Second, hippie pop pranksters Johnson's Gridling
Band issued their debut album This Is Johnson's
Gridling Band in a vinyl run of just one copy! The Firm
Clothin' Trolley Bus cassette on the Slime Studios
imprint followed around 1974. Sometime later it was
re-issued again by Bruised Banana Communications
then again in 1994 by the FGAC with a matinee
performance every other Saturday. Another LP rapidly
followed in 1983. The Winky Elves are Coming hit the
streets like a pheasant with a machine gun. Only
quieter and with less feathers but certainly more
knuckles. What do these groilk dwarfs and pamp
hippies sound like? Well if you like The Fugs, Bonzo
Dog Band, Dollar, The Incredible String Band, Faust
and pre-punk acapella shouting then this kettle of ants
is for you. I know you're gonna dig it like a special
spoon. Here is the contents, some tracks have no
titles. If mere mortals knew their names the very ears
on their faces would curl up and explode. Now imagine
how silly that would be.
Intro (recommended)/ Giant Vinyl Mats/ Long Bert
Oberlite (Cosmic Sloworm)/ Lightning Auntie Galinule
(Message in Werds)/ Blues on a Corset/ Holiday Camp
Frolicker (It's a Freaky Trip on 'phones)/ Sea Shanty
(Wear Hat to this one)/ I Want to be Norah's Bloke
(Norah is a Girl)/Ammo dump/ Now Generation/
Chemical Toilet Blues/ Dead Rat with/ Take Me Back to
the Opossum, Jenny/ Kevian was an Alien (space
shanty)/ Attacked by 1/2 a Goat/ The Epic/ Frog
Mollosque/ Mealy Bug Mantra/ Darling Shirley/
Anti-septic Ointment/ Chicken Song/ Anti-septic Fast/
Cigarettes are Awful/ Tenth Generation Hooligan/ Pick
Your Nose and Eat It/ Song of the Eurocrat/ Oh This
Song is Really Rather Boring (Except for Stereo
Effects)/ Robbo's Pipes/ Tony's Irish Folk Song/ 30
Second Love Song/ Jake the Anti-penguin (Shipyard
Version)/ Intro/ Winky Elves pt.1/ The Winky Elves are
Coming/ Dym Ysburiel/ Deutsche Wasche/ Jake the
Anti-penguin/ _/ Menai Oyster Catchers/ _/ _/ _/ The
Somerset Bloot Song/ Sheffield/ _/ Out-take Rap
Peculiar pop tarts and hapless hippies on this
recording are the following loons
The Gibbering Toad, The Electric Penguin, The Human
Craig Douglas, The Omnisexual Bleeg Sisters - The
Virgin Coconut & Weeny (sometimes known as
Weeney), The Lizard Suited Extremist, The Gold Lamé
Skeleton, Destructo, Acclamation Delius (also the
engineer), Hester the Hula Hoop, The Jet Airplane,
Tommy the Tapeworm, Josie the Dog, The Peppermint
Wordsmith, Gargantua, Snilt Weasel, The Entire Top
Shelf, The Socks That Never Laugh, Gordon Fish,
Rabbit Hole Sam, Bob's Crystal Set
There is a man sitting in an office awaiting your
inquiries about this legendary group. Email him NOW!
His name is The Entire Top Shelf, and his ethereal
postbox is email@example.com While you're
there ask him about The International Brigade of Little
Monkeys (IBOLM) and his Mensi of the Angelic
Upstarts tribute page.
ZIMP - 006 VARIOUS  GODBEAST YELLING AT
Out of print
27 tracks celebrating the prolific "genius" of
the Godbeast and chums. In the summer of
2000 a bag of master tapes in various states of
decomposure was handed to the guys 'n' gals
of the Zimpoon empire who told they could do
what the hell they wanted with them. Many of
the works were incomplete, others forgotten
gems of unfulfilled unintentional comedy. The
challenge was accepted and the gauntlet
picked up and slapped about a bit. Some of
the participants names and groups involved
have been changed for the sake of it. And
viola! here is the result a wild cornucopia of
"panic rock" and drooling retarded pop
sounds. Folk fans will be pleased/ saddened
(delete where applicable) that they haven't
worked on any of the later acoustic led stuff.
Also includes a track of the damned seminal
Love Mummies tape that came out on the
seminally damned FGAC label (God, I just love
seeing that in a bold font style) as well as
tracks from the Godbeast tribute album
"Godbeast" that surfaced like a ruddy U-boat
in the summer of '89. An album so monstrous
you'll be howling at the spoon!
DRILL FOR THE TRIBE OF LOST QUILT
FARMERS - Looking at You/ 0898/ Universal
Soldier/ BETTER DREAD THAN CLIVE (I
WANNA BE BLACK) - Bing-A-Ting/ What's so
Great about Britain/ EYE DREAM OF EDDY -
Big Toy/ M.S.A. 1/ M.S.A. 2/ Techno-ed/ LOVE
MUMMIES - Peanut Penis/ WHALE MEAT
AGAIN (featuring RAY BILLY SINUS) - Bullshit
Man/ The Frog Prince/ NINE STEVE'S CALLED
DAVE - Carnage (Surf version)/ Frightmare/
The Dukes of Biohazard/ THE CRAP JEWISH
VIKINGS - Turn On, Tune in, Fuck Off!/ WHALE,
WICKLOW & MONKEYLAND- Every Rose has
its Thorn/ MISTER REE- Festival of Leeks
Plus these great selections from the 1990
Godbeast tribute album. Yowsa.
RAINBOW CHILDREN '90 - Tophole Wicky/ OF
BOY OR KRILL - Godbeast/ THE MIGHTY
DICKWEASELS - Fuck Music/ KEN DEAD &
THE DODGY MEN - Got Dem Catalina Blues
Again/ WAILING RIVER (& TED) - Big Fat
Loveable Asshole/ THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS -
Peaches En Volcaniac/ LACTATOR - The
Bloated Corpse of Horton Lactates the Seed of
Flabby Greed/ A MAN, A BOY & AN IRONING
BOARD - The Friends Of.../ THE
WEIGHTWATCHERS- Beast Feast
ZIMP - 007  VARIOUS  THE BISCUIT ISLAND RIVER
A many tracked anthology (a fancy word for
compilation) drawn from the defunct FGAC roster
featuring out-of-print stuff as well as unreleased
material. Lovingly assembled by JACK KNOCKERS
of New York's art punkers Uncontrollable Flak Pipe.
A nauseatingly brilliant pot porri of bonkers
squawks and parps, flatulent guitar slashes and
harmonious colours from every musical rainbow
imaginable. Draping across your waxed earlobes
like some jitter-bugged out whore off her
sculptured face on Marmite and PCP flavored
crisps. Only without the drugs and yeast extract
by-product. If the Children's Film Foundation was
ever stuck for a suitable soundtrack each and
everyone of these acts could step forward and
meet the challenge of providing something mind
numbingly juvenile and chilling. I'm goddamn sure
of it. And here are the final nominees that made it to
this collection. You can decide who the top three in
reverse order are. Only keep it to yourself I'm really
not that interested.
BREAKFAST WITH THE GIRL FROM SHIELD -
Country Roads Take Me Womb/ Did the Beard Hurt
on the Way Out?/ THE BOTTOMS - Language is the
Clothing of Thought/ The Ballad of Pitbull
McLovekitten/ Gazimany Phweep/ Anthony Newley/
Borax/ The Pope/ Lungs of Dead Astronauts/ Fibre/
Ham/ The Budgie/ Hopping Dwarf/ Sooty/ SPERM
BANK MARTYRS - Being is Cool/ Programmed by
Pornography/ MR. CHIHUAHUA - Cartoon Dog/ I
Collect Death/ Schnell the Donkey/ The Knucker/
Sobbing Joey/ 16 Dead Elvis's/ Let's Hang the
Poster in the Monkey Slayer's Mouth (Comrade
Fuckhead 2000)/ VOLEHEAD & NANCY (sometimes
called MELLOTRONIK, or even THE MR.
GAMBLINS) - The Men in Khaki/ Poost Hoogel Mute
(Seasoned with Sax and Truant Love version 2000)/
Theme From Inside a Primate/ Farlington Marshes/
Philosophy/ The Man Who Killed His Brother With
Hairspray/ Anthead Mask/ The Man Who Licked His
Fingers to Freedom/ Very Small Cravats/ 6th Form
Band Guitar Time/ EYE BLADDER (sometimes
called BLADDER EYE) - Wee Wee Soldier/ The
Telescope #2/ RABBIT ISLAND SCI-FI BOY UNITED
- Risible/ The Scum/ VOLEHEAD & NANCY
(sometimes called MELLOTRONIK, or even THE
MR. GAMBLINS) - Condensed Milk Theory
ZIMP - 008  TROMBONIST  S***E XMAS
As the name implies this is a seasonal themed
album. However, there isn't much peace on earth
and goodwill to all mankind b*****ks about it.
Christmas 2000, and international anti-rock pop
band Trombonist's (formerly Blowfly) recording
schedule had been thrown into disarray. Binky was
ill, Dink lost it and went walkabout - delivering
papers to the New Forest, Benchead became proud
owner of a wrecked van, and the Beerboon had
flown in from his love nest in the south of France -
only to be reprimanded for smoking a fag in the
street and not using an ashtray. As a result of the
above the group lost the use of their secret magic
recording grotto. Not disheartened by this they
kicked the ailing Binky out of his pus 'n' sweat
soaked pit of snot and set about recording their
totally un-rehearsed and off the cuff caterwauling.
What followed was a complete product of
venomously startling scuffed fuzz misshapen punk
rock hiding behind a seriously mocking phased
drum machine, flayed in real time by the ever
dependable Hitman Duke Immenso. This coarse,
base and most definitely Santa unfriendly 8-track
release is packaged in sleeve that pays homage to
the golden punk era of when Crass governed the
charts, and is a joint release with Cross Records of
Ille Sur Tet, France.
Lapins de Bébé Meurent Singes Semblables/ Nuit
silencieuse #1/ Betty Canards de la Chasse Éteinte/
J'ai Vu le Futur Vingt Minutes Après qu'Il est Passé/
Enfants avec a Dilaté Estomacs/ Maurice le Mason/
Le Marigold qui a Avalé une Fourmi/ Nuit
Avec la participation de:
Tucker "The Beerboon" Nodes, Benny "Funklet
Pie" Benchead, Nardo "Kung Fu Fish Boy" Dink
Balti, Binky "The Human Stomach" Renegedes,
Hitman "Moskow Kowfest" Immenso + poetry by A.
Familiar or Mr. Spoons to his mates.
ZIMP - 009  VARIOUS  MOBSTER LOBSTER
IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE CANISTER LABEL OF
A retrospective anthology of The One Called Clive
Henry's output with The Canister and Zimpoon
related labels. Featuring a plethora of lost,
unreleased and classic tracks, this marks an ideal
place to start for the uninitiated or a vital filler for
those in the know. Pity, the b*****d supports "The
Like a three wheeled dinghy coursing through a
minefield of sound! Punk monks get the funk! A
steep gradient smeared in jelly not with a spatula,
but an electric guitar! The synthesized laughter of
daleks as Dr. Who waves his cock at them instead
of his sonic screwdriver! Two towns twinned at the
waist arguing about the price of hairspray! The
screech of the hideously deformed mole child that
lives in a vine! An orange kangaroo! An enormous
left over puddle of noise strained through a name
brand chemistry set left to decay in the wild woods
of a densely populated Humphrey Littleton arse
cheek! The severed hand of the nine penny mime
artiste! The dance of the seven pails! Grit drinking
Womble bursting freaks in a mutant disco circus!
MOBSTER LOBSTER - PHYSIO/ THE SECOND
WORLD WAR/ TRASHMAN'S SHOES - SKINHEAD
IN A TAXI/ TRIP TO THE CIRCUS/ C4N15+3R -
BAGGAGE HANDLERS/ CONTRACTUALLY
OBLIGED TO RE-NAME THIS SONG "BRENDA"/
NOWHERE NEAR THE COUNCIL/ A SAILOR FOR
YOUR FAG (EDIT)/ CATKINS OF JAZZ - TRIP TO
THE CIRCUS (ALIEN VERSION)/ RINSE/ SHED
SONG/ TROMBONIST - HORSE CAEMENBERT
BLUES (EXTENDED VERSION)/ MY THROAT IS
PREGNANT - THE SHOREDITCH VOLE
EXTERIORS/ IN THE MIDDLE. DAWN HALL. YES.
(COAT)/ THE FACE THAT FLUSHED A 1000
TOILETS/ GIRL IN AN IGLOO/ SYD LITTLE
(NAKED)/ SNAPPING AT THE BOLLOCKS OF F.
DINEAGE/ STEPTONE DEAF & SON/ ELK
PSYCHIATRIST - DOG UDDER/ DOG UDDER #2/
WALK LIKE A MAN FUCK LIKE A ROBOCOP/
HAPPI SHIT PUMPKIN - PA, THAT RACCOON'S
WEARING TROUSERS/ HAIRDRESSERS OF
FUTURE SPACE - I HURT MY COCK ON HOLIDAY/
TYROSEMIPHILES (COLLECTORS OF FRENCH
CHEESE BOX LABELS)/ I'M 14 - ACCIDENTAL
DEATH OF AN ACCIDENTAL DEATH
INVESTIGATOR (SINISTER RENDITION)/ THE
SLASH YER FACE RONNIES - THE LARGEST
CARDBOARD LIVER IN EXISTENCE/ INTL GEOFF
CLUB/ WUBBLE BRAP - STICKS N STONES MAY
BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES ARE WHAT MY
FOLKS GAVE ME/ HAPPY BACKSIDE/ RABBIT
ISLAND SCI-FI BOY UNITED - FASCINATING/ THE
MENSTRUATING CAMEL SONG/ THE GREAT
NASHVILLE BALLOON AIRSTRIKE RACE
For more Clive-tastic info why not give the dude a
cyber-shout at firstname.lastname@example.org
Please mention "Canister" in the subject
Head on over to the articles page and read
the once and correct lost liner notes that
accompanied this monumental release.
ZIMP - 10 ELK PSYCHIATRIST  LEG FULL OF VAST
A difficult one this. The first proper release on
Zimpoon by Elk Psychiatrist. The first two being in
collaboration with the Skrow Tumm organisation,
which by default is actually yer old pals at Zimpoon
towers. Erm, yeah...whatever.
21 tracks including the complete "Fluffy Squirrel FM" pirate radio session. Which as the name implies was
a radio session recorded for a pirate radio session
called "Fluffy Squirrel FM". Except they just played
live over some backing mini-discs (the band not the
fluffy squirrels). So you get to hear the flawed
masterpieces as they actually happened and
without the stoned DJ links between.
Otherwise it's business as unusual in the Elk
Psychiatrist camp, except that it isn't. This time Elk
Psychiatrist, whoever he/she/it is has been joined
not only by regular sound shrinks The One Called
Clive Henry and Wolf Stuka, but also Jo "We Hate
Scum" Dystemper, Lady Fistula Gibbon, Jack "The
Dead Spider Wearer" Shrimpnet, Barpo, Jimmy
Nutrition and also Original Railing and Septic Finger
recording artiste Marrowpoodle Molestrangler.
Inconceivably, the sound is THAT EP sound of yore.
The smashing blend of clashing, scratching and
feral guitars. Abrasive yet flatulent dubby basslines
intwined with fake cockney electric piano slang. The
stapled stomach of ribald English eccentricity
delivered in stentorian hushed reverential tones.
The light fingered quirk of a Dorset born Chas 'n'
Dave perhaps? Five aside football with The Fall V
Swell Maps - where the winner gets to duel with nine
buckets of oyster sauce drenched corduroy. A faint
reference to a krautrock empire partially submerged
beneath a Luftwaffe of love not bombs. A gate
opened by mistake to reveal a massive ear dancing
with a strawberry...
Video Pam Cow/ Wubbly Nubtons/ The Corrugated
Museum/ Mining The Bodies For Hugs/ Battle of the
Flabby Scallop/ Helpful Sex Aid Buys A Spoon/
Partly Gutted fish Insect Sings The Blues/ The Ralph
Chewer/ The Pollock & The Fool/ The Young Park
Dwellers Handbook/ Let Me Tell You Something,
Baby/ A Bees Corpse Is Lighter Than Water/ Spunk
Pilot/ Pet Lookalike Winner of the Week/ Battle of the
Flabby Scallop (dub)/ Swiss Fleas & Chutneys/
Prod/ Chive Bunny/ Tiger Sick (Chives reprise)/
Subcutaneous Third Reich Hair/ Dog Udder Number
A Nathus co-production. Whatever the hell that
ZIMP-11 THE TIN PIGLET THIS IS HORSES**T
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH STIFLED FART)
LAST FEW COPIES!
Stifled Fart relaunch for no particular reason other
than to satisfy our schoolboy sense of humour at
seeing its name and indeed funny logo in print again.
So in effect bozo, it is a Zimpoon release hence the
Zimp catalogue number.
A historical artifact not just for the above but because
my dear friend, it also reunites Wolf Stuka (aka Binky)
and Gregson The Panther (appearing here as "Gaye
Spyder") of the Mighty Springboks on a couple of
tracks. The other main player here is Dr. Dirk Copelia
Five PhD better known to you and his mum and dad
as The One Called Clive Henry. And possibly even
Millsy, but no one is quite sure of his input. So you
should have a vague idea of what to expect,
It's not that different to the clank, clank ur-non tune
melody of I'm 14. Fragrantly smutty guitar and
invented noise dish the dirt with raw dirty beats and
divine non-candescent vocals that shimmer like
disinterested moths that basque in the flames of
Warrior Rock era Toyah, only
soooooooooooooooooo much better. And shorn of
The Anthology Collector/ (I Wear Your Face) On My
Apron/ The Wendy House of Fear/ Centaur Fold/
T'Funny Church/ My Penis Wants To Kill You/ Mr.
Biscuits/ When Rock Met Roll/ Buttnewp Boredom
Slit/ Kirsty Macoll's Bobbing Head/ 10ml Of Love/ The
Avant Garde Song of the Lost Legion of Los Lobos in
the Sky with Diamonds
Every song is numbered 18 according to the track
listing. Don't ever ask me why.
ZIMP - 012 ELK PSYCHIATRIST THE DAY THE
INFLATABLE ELEPHANT CIRCLED THE CLOCK TOWER
Elk Psychiatrist's fourth album in two years and still the
high quality remains.  Then it would, wouldn't it?  This
startling release on Zimpoon features 34 tracks - 18 new
'uns and 16 older pieces compiled from the previous
three LPs.  An ideal place for the novice "Elker" to begin!
This in a way is my favourite release so far by Elk
Psychiatrist.  In so much as every recording these boys
and girls and loonies have issued is my favourite.  Such
a grandiose sense of consistency married to a wealth of
unfettered carefree bunkum and all set to music.
This was captured using digital recording equipment - a
first for any Zimpoon act. On a hand held four track
device. But that's enough of the tech-y talk.
Scattergun explosions of warped acoustic electricity vie
with ethnic-o blasts of vum vum note perfect scree.  The
mute English psychedelia and macho whimsy is here for
all to hear.  The nutso pompousity and confident ease of
a chutney wig reaching first base with an iron leg at a
donkey suitors ball, yeah dude, that's present.  Trendy
art critique guff. A stones throw away from acceptable
melody and yet pretentious like sourbet in a fashionable
diving suit.  You know the score.  It's stoppage time, one
last attempt, they shoot, they score, they get arrested for
not having a fun licence. And the match hasn't even
On this item the creosoters at the gates of twine were:
The Elk Psychiatrist, Wolf Stuka, The One Called "Clive
Henry," Lady Fistula Gibbon, Jo "We Hate Scum"
Dystemper, DJ Foolish Hospital Closed On Sundays,
Jimmy Nutrition, Mr Fuckoomus, Mr Piss, Barpo
Who all played, although probably not together at any
one time at the same session on this record.  (It's a CDR,
not a record).
THIS COLOUR = new stuff  THIS COLOUR = old stuff
The Ocarina Player Made Us Do It (Intro)/ Size of an
Aphid/ Are You Concave?/ What's On!/ The Coloured
Men/ Everything's Convenient!/ Robbo's Pipes/ A Potted
History of the Second World War/ Possibly the Worst
Performance of a Cover Version Ever/ Shuttock!/ Shit
Flavoured Volavent Man/ Punching Elvis Costello in the
Face/ With No Thumbs/ Stating The Bleeding Obvious/
Creche of Shit/ I am the Diplodochus/ Waterloo Sunsets
Reaking of Garlic/ The Ocarina Player Made Us Do It
(Outro)/ The Excercise Bikes In Make Up/ Six Million Miles
of Empty Road Only One Pan/ The Coming Of Evil/
Famous People With Magic Grandad/ Mouse Journalism/
The Locust Man/ You Drive Me Wild, Baby/ Easily
Insulted The Mucus Machine/ Justly Proud/ 'Allo Clear
Off!/ An Ancient Pencil But With The Head of a Morris
Dancer/ Video Pam Cow/ Battle of the Flabby Scallop/
Helpfull Sex Aid Buys a Spoon/ Swiss Fleas and
Chutneys/ Dog Udder No.3
ZIMP - 013 THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS VS THE MIGHTY
DICKWEASELS  NEVERMIND THE SPRINGBOKS HERE'S THE
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE FGAC)
The eagerly anticipated FGAC years compilation is housed on
a slightly different sleeve to the above.  For whatever reason
the FGAC logo above is sideways.  But what the hey! that's the
unexpected joyfull anarchy of the Springboks/Dickweasels for
Originally formed in 1983, The Mighty Springboks released a
plethora of dodgy D.I.Y. tapes and records on Stifled Fart
before finding a home on the nowhere near legendary FGAC
label of Gosport. A CD retrospective of this golden shower may
magically appear one day. Until that glorious day there is a
brief history of this period on the articles page of this website.
A total 37 tracks drawn from the original FGAC cassette
releases Of the late 1980's - 1994, many on CD for the first and
probably last time.  23 Mighty Springboks "classics" culled
from the "Fancy Meeting You Here," "1st" and "Von
Springbok" tapes.  Nothing from "A Fight At The Opera,"
because it's rubbish.  Plus, 14 cuts from the Mighty
Dickweasels epic "That Bloated Feeling Was Water Retention"
and "Flan" releases.  Is that a secret track at the end or are you
just pleased to hear us?
In his original sleevenotes to 1990's cassette version of "Fancy
Meeting You Here," fart critic and stoat grinder par excellence
Mitch Gosney coined the expression "Filth-O-Bop" to describe
the sound of these crazy retards.  Part unrestrained lo-fi rock
and simultaneous improvised scuzz this was down to
rudimentary broken 4-track technology and foul minded
sponteniety.  A punk flecked heavy orgasm of dirty bass riffs
(often three stringed!), detuned spastic guitar licks and fevered
"singing" of the song.  Subtle, no.  Post punk pre-grunge these
guys were behind the times and yet anticipatory of things yet
still to come.  If only they'd got it right...
The main core of both groups - The Springboks more
"serious" side and The Dickweasels clownish buffoonery
heavily featured the same two usual suspects.  Sgt. Bop,
folically challenged, detached, arty and slob incarnate Binky
Renegedes, obese, gig bound naturist, ignorant.  It was this
gaggle of qualities that endeared the group to losers
Originally a three piece drummer Brett Young filtered in and out
over the years. A disciple of the works of Elvis, Status Quo and
The Undertones, he would rejoin when his father (a policeman)
wasn't looking to cast scorn upon his no.1 son.  Others
featured on this document who used The
Springboks/Dickweasels axis as a foundation to the stars
included such FGAC/Zimpoon/Bruised Banana stalwarts:
Jamie Hendrix (Benny Benchead), Mr. Horrible Throat Stoat
Scrotum, Wainscott Spleen, Thrice Godot Rock Idol (The Entire
Top Shelf), Alfie Stingo (The Tin Ram), The Mint.
This colour = The Mighty Springboks This colour = The Mighty
1) C**ksucker in a Turtleneck Sweater 2) Bus Race 3) Johnny
Steinbeck 4) Hard Shoulder (Live, June 1990, London, venue
unknown) 5) Iron Fist Mother (Live, June 1990, London, venue
unknown) 6) Apothocary of Hell Spawn 7) In the Mouth Elastic
8) The Last Great Folk Song of the 1980's 9) Ulcer Pancake
Coffee Morning 10) P**sed Off 11) Pretzel 12) Ripped Inside 13)
Sad of the Long Distance Handbag Dancer 14) Steve Austin
Don't F**k No More 15) Splintered Faith 16) Lollypop 17) end of
side one 18) let's continue 19) Sweet Seed From The Honey
Scrotum 20) Trousersuit 21) Mr Stylaphone Man (Live,
02/06/1994, Portsmouth Polytechnic) 22) Half Life In A Hole 23)
Billabing Bang Bong (A Song To Kill Hundred's of Flies With) 24) Ich bin Ein Filthobop 25) Eddy Fox 26) John, You Salient
Mogul 27) Nico, The Chanteuse Who Couldn't Ride A Bike 28)
Send In The Clowns 29) Sid James Laugh 30) Songs From The
Continent of Asia 31) The Tribute of Fear 32) The Other Tribute
Of Fear 33) Theme Pork 34) Wind-up Warthoggie 35)Witch 36)
Folk Music 37) 'Bye
ZIMP - 014/28DVD VARIOUS  DOG CHUTNEY + HONEY
MAGGOTS (GED MAN WALKING)
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH BRUISED BANANA
COMMUNICATIONS, C4N15T3R, FGAC,
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PUPPY RECORDINGS, SEPTIC
FINGER AND STIFLED FART)
FORMAT: 2 X DVD (AVAILABLE IN PAL SECAM AND
NTSC REGIONS. WOW!)
The compilation compiled by you and your votes only.
You asked when this would happen on DVD, we asked
you what you wanted to see and by crikey we accurately
counted your votes and put this brutal twin-headed baby
together...with some new bits too!
And if that isn't enough some (although not all!) copies
come with a lovely uneven hand cut booklet.  which can
be truly horrible. The booklet is designed by The Entire
Top Shelf and is to be read using the human eye, or eyes
if you have two.
We've rated this as 18, as there are uh, kinda naughty bits
of footage that some viewers may find offensive.
Swearing mostly, oh yeah a bit of gore, violence,
semi-nudity.  You know all the family favourites...and
A veritable big b*****d feast of "Filth-o-bop" (tm) antics
captured over the years onto video, then unleashed like a
white bat from a grey cupboard.  All your fave knaves are
here, and some more than others in full televisual glory.
Some although not all have featured on the FGAC Bikini
Eyeball video.  And we know how much you loved that!
But most of it is new and has been dusted down from the
vaults and cleaned up using the latest digital equipment to
preserve it's visual ambiguity.
Well, in theory.  There is still a small amount of flickers,
jumps etc, but these are on the original videos and
shouldn't detract from your enjoyment too much, infact
they may enhance it.
Sourced from the original dusty, decaying vhs
mastertapes this is the first time any of the stuff has
appeared on DVD.  Bearing that in mind there are some
minor visual flickers, jumps etc, and we hope that won't
detract from your enjoyment of these films.
DISC ONE DOG CHUTNEY
A collection of Filthobop (tm), Gridling and related
performances 1989 - 1997 and beyond.
BOTH DISCS COMPILED FROM YOUR VOTES
1) THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS - DEAD RHINOS DON'T PAY
2) DRUNK & INCONTINENT - THE SPECTACULAR
THE MIGHTY SEA VIDEO
3) THE CINNAMON WEAVERS - WE'RE THE CINNAMON
4) DARK F**KERS OF SPASTIC LIGHT - NURSING A MEAT
5) BLOOD SHOVEL - SAD F**KWIT TATTOO MAN/WAR IS
NAUGHTY/ MR. HUMECTANT
6) TROMBONIST (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ”BLOWFLY”) -
7) KEN DEAD & THE DODGY MEN - MILD THING
8) S**TCLEAVER - QUEEN
9) FLANGEWORTH DIPSTICK - INSANE
10) THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - COCKSUCKER IN A
11) OLD AGE PORNSTERS - SPANISH FLYS
12) THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS TIN PIGLET PORKESTRA
- FABULOUS MEDLEY
13) NEW AGE PORNSTERS - LEAVE IT ART
14) DICK 'N' LES - BRING THE BOYS BACK HOME
15) THE PHAR TING ZHAD-YUU-SAEZ - 54 ELASTIC
16) BLOOD SHOVEL - WAR IS NAUGHTY/CORN/PENIS
17) ZIPPY HOLISTER - SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO
18) COSTA DEL BLOWFLY (A.K.A. TROMBONIST)  -
DADDY DON'T BUY A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS VIDEO
19) BINKY - AIRSHOW
20) THE TIN RAM - HAIRBRUSH THE TOOTH
21) THOSE NAUGHTY KLAXONS - THE BALLAD OF
FABBO THE DRAKE
22) THE CINNAMON WEAVERS - LONNIE'S REVENGE
23) DARK F**KERS OF SPASTIC LIGHT - NOGUS MEN
24) THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - CHEETOS AND
MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS KARAOKE
SING-A-LONGA MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - CHEETOS AND
LET'S DO ORAL (COMMENTARIES)
1. ROYAL VISIT 1989 - COMMENTARY: THE GOLD LAME`
2. TROMBONIST - INTERNATIONAL SCUM OF JAZZ
3. THE MIGHTY DICKWEASELS - ALFIE NOAKES DON'T
COMMENTARY: SGT. BOP AND BINKY
DISC TWO HONEY MAGGOTS (GED MAN
More of the above but with different contents and a
1) Rev. Pat C. Kensit vs Marrowpoodle - Salt Wasser
2) Dark F**kers Of Spastic Light - A Monkey Plumbing
3) Pale Definitive Mutation - Concerto for Gonad
4) Gregson The Panther - Systematic Mass Slaughter Of
The Frail Fragrant Few (Cat Don't P**s Me)
5) Mighty Springboks - I Am Continuous
6) Shitcleaver - Pendulous
7) Cinnamon Weavers - Two Lips from Hamster Jam
8) Don O Van - Blo' Job
9) Dick 'n' Les - Dead Gypsy
10) The Beerboon - CCTV Eye
11) Happi S**t Pumpkin - The Cornered Heart Sessions 12)
Spex Pistols - Clipperty Clop
13) Mighty Springboks - Telstar Assmonkey
14) Mr Fat's Band Of Transvaal Wunderlust - Legend Of
15) Gold Lame` & The Gifted Juans - My Little Glue Factory
16) Disco Earthquake - Bard To The Bone
17) Spex Pistols - Who's Higher Up Me Neck
18) Gregson The Panther - God 'n' Me Out On A Bender
19) Love Mummies - I Trod On Something Green And
Crunchy To Avoid A Buggering
20) Original Railings - And Leave It's Beak On The
Lawn/Dance The Mildred Peabody
21) Trombonist - International Scum Of Jazz
MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - EAT MY DUMP
COMMENTARY: SGT. BOP
COSTA DEL BLOWFLY KARAOKE - DADDY DON'T BUY A
GUN FOR CHRISTMAS
SKRONK-A-LONGA PIGLET - YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN IN
THE FUN WITH THIS UNUSUAL KARAOKE
ARE WE NOT BUTTER?
FIND OUT WHAT FILTH-O-BOP (TM) IS ALL ABOUT
STRAIGHT FROM THE GOBS OF SOME OF ITS KEY
You'll have to watch the bloody thing for dates, locations,
ZIMP - 015 PLOOTY GIBBER  TEAT
out of print.
Difficult one this.  Recorded on and around the aftermath of
Mother Nail's death.  There's a kind of bleak streak to this.  A
black humoured bleak streak.  Then again there always is with
this stuff isn't there. And then John Peel went and snuffed it as
well!  Sympathies etc to all.
Right that's the maudlin s**t out the way...
The lads: Mr Jackson, Sgt. Bop, Spanky and The Tin Ram pool
their talented resources to bring you this vision of special
tainted sound pop.
Guitars collide with samples, po-faced drum machine blarney
and fecundly sterile vocal apathy.  Binky - The Human Nail
King of the Hornets mum, the late Mother Nail features on one
track via the medium of an answerphone.  That's via an
answerphone and not a medium.  That would be plain
ridiculous and not to mention downright ploppy pants scary.
By all intents you're right it is another Zimpoon and chums
supergroup featuring the grizzled sour creme de la scream of
the C4nn15t3r (Spanky - Mobster Lobster, Trashman's Shoes,
Elk Psychiatrist etc), Zimpoon (Sgt. Bop - Mighty Springboks,
Mighty Dickweasels and a whole lot of other s**t), Bruised
Banana Communications (The Tin Ram - Dr Smedley's
Mechanical Southend, Mighty Dickweasels, Spex Pistols,
yadda, yadda, yadda) and "mysterious newcomer" Mr.
Some of it is tunefull, some of it is not.  Like an undiscovered
ringtone hiding beneath a layer of undulating sludge.  Blippy
machines, fractured guitar licks, the barking of a cormorant.
Bacon with a gun licence melody and hungover. A young
pippet throttling a bison with a rotary club secretary.  The
squelch and thrum of heavy rock diluted with a portion of
igneous pop. Like a shaved fish sulking noisily in its own
personal drawing room.  Loud, abrasive and smelly.  Hip hop
beats vie for your attention over torpedo strung sex strings
and toy fart contraptions.  Like gravy but deafening, like
treacle with melody.  The Sound of Music with small Japanese
children born in Hampshire.  A stranger dressed in a tweed
bathmat yodelling a secret sect song about salad dressing.
Love songs for solitary w**kers.
1. AFRICAN'T 2. BLURT-Y RIFF 3. DANCIN'
RUMPLESTILTSKIN ACTION FIGURE 4. DEATH 2 ALL QUINCY
M.E. A CAPELLA GROUPS 5. D'YA WAN ZUM BEANZ WID
THAYAT? 6. I'M SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEEALIDOCIOUS,
FLY ME 7. JUST ABOUT WINNING 8. LAPLANDER (SHELLAC
TRIBUTE BAND) 9. MY A**HOLE 10. NATURE
MOTHERF**KING NATURE 11. OF P**S, RIVERS 12.
OHOHOHOHOHOH 13. PRETTY THINGS WHEN I'M SAD 14.
SEVERED HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK 15. TENKO COFFEE
16. THE CHEADLE HULME SONG 17. THE PET DOG SONG 18.
TWISTED FISTER 19. GOOD TIMES
ZIMP - 016  NAZERINE SAC  WELCOME TO THE HOTEL
Three piece maelstrom of scrap crap skronk gutter pop. 22
thankfully short pieces of carefree, melody free, talent free
directionless free racket. Paris Hilton force fed her own
intestines whilst Aled jones w**ks with a cheese grater.
The scream of a million dying stereos. Saucy industrial
jazz from a seaside hell lapped by blood. This is akin to
having your face kicked in by spastics.  There are no
tunes you can hum here.  The only whistling is the falling
bomb of sound that shatters the chin in your earlobes,
and whoose splinters slice your neck like shards of fist
f**ked science. An oasis of pee-pee coalescing in a
stagnant dressing room of burned out riffs and
instrumental ape jargon.
David Chrome (Chrome - not the American bunch), Yussef
Henry (Knickers 4 Krist) and Yink (Yink) make up this
titillating unit.  P**s on them even if they're not on fire!
MASCULINE SIDE (FOR VIN DIESEL)
1) A Penis Sang in Barclay Square 2) The Penis of the
Night What Sweet Music They Make 3) Lake of Fried Penis
Sandwich 4) Mayor Penis of Caramel Island 5) Melanie!
Your Penis is on Fire!!! 6) Pee Wee's Big Penis 7) Penis
Drops Keep Falling on My Head 8) The Never Ending
Penis 9) The Penis Also Rises
FEMININE SIDE (FOR RACHEL STEVENS)
10) Haute Cuisine on the Planet of The Apes 11) Beauty &
The Yeast 12) Fecund Field of Celestial Dead G.I.s 13) For
Your Ass Only 14) Hiawatha's Revenge 15) Raping a Pig
For Children in Need 16) Lumber Scan 17) Sack of S**t 18)
The Chartbound Sounds of Nazerine Sac 19) The
Horn-ned One 20) Titty C***ty Gang Bang 21) Underground
Heating 22) Exploding Fish Eye
ZIMP - 017 VARIOUS IRE
(BALDING T**TS IN A ROOM OF MASKS)
Specialist music magazines at the time of writing are soooooo
pretentious aren't they?  Elitist and protective towards their latest
prodigies and reluctant to share their new sonic discoveries with
you - incase the writer's hip credibility is questioned and tested.
Well this disc offers a big f**k you to them and their ilk.  From the
music contained on the disc to the very sleeve design itself you
don't have to be an idiot to see who this release is aimed at.  And
although we admit we're probably shooting ourselves in the foot
with this compilation at least we don't use over long sentences
full of big inarticulate sloganeering non-sensical expressionism to
big ourselves up and make our listeners/readers feel small and
inadequate. (Except obviously we do judging by the previous
Most of the sleevenote quotes are actually nicked from some of
these annoying magazines and applied to the artists involved in
this release.  Other passages are new but fit in quite nicely with
the "borrowed" stuff.
I. NAZERINE SAC - IN A REFLECTIVE MOOD
II. NIPPLES ON MEN - GAS HOLE
III. SGT. BOP - VENICE WHALER
IV. SPANKY - CLOTHES WHORES
V. ELK PSYCHIATRIST - PATIENCE
VI. MOST PECULIAR F**KERS - GEORGE C SCOTT WANTS ME
FOR A SUNBEAM
VII. SGT. BOP - PORTSDOWN HILL
VIII. THE TIN PIGLET - (HEY MISTER) I JUST SPILLED MY MOTHER
IX. BINKY - THE GRUEL SEA
X. SPANIEL THE HAPPY BACKSIDE - COK STK
XI. NIPPLES ON MEN - WOMEN MORE VIOLENT THAN BILL
XII. SGT. BOP - FISSION CHIPS
XIII. THE TIN PIGLET - T'FUNNY CHURCH
(OUR SOULS 2 U 2004 DALEK NIMMO IN DA HAUS OF GOD
XIV. GRIEF CONCUBINE - SACRIFICE
XV. BINKY - SEA BIRD
XVI. MOST PECULIAR F**KERS - MO F**KER BLUES
XVII. SPANKY - TRADE AGREEMENT WITH THE PLANET OF THE
XVIII. I'M 14 - I AM A C**T
ZIMP - 18DVD    THE MIGHTY SPRIGBOKS TIN PIGLET PORKESTRA
- FREE BUTT IN THE LAND OF BEER AND BUM
Some of this show is compiled on the Dog Chutney/Honey Maggots
double DVD set. (See ZIMP 014/28DVD above more details).
ZIMP - 019  THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS  GATOR MASS
The band the term "Filth-o-bop" ((C)(P)1989 Mitch
Gosney) was invented for are back after several years
working as sick children and this time it's no more Mr.
Nice Guys.  Come to think of it, was the original duo
ever "nice" or "cuddly?"
The usual one riff = one song motiff that we love and
hold so dear are present and correct as is a poorly
demonstrated understanding for modern digital
recording techniques.  But so what!? It's The Mighty
Springboks and we lurrve it!
This baby burns your privates like a balsamic vinegar
bubble bath. Bombastic beat box patterns frag dance
you senseless whilst duelling manic simpleton axe
felch infiltrates your puny ears. The born again 50000
screaming guitars of Ann Frank rise as one and rip their
simultaeneous riffage deep into your cowering cranium.
Funny noises burp and belch in an unrelenting garbage
tide of uber swill. It's purile, it's juvenile it's nasty and
threatening and if it can bring warring nations to the
brink of peace then, like, whatever.
1. King Titty 2. P**sing In Buckets In The Name Of Art 3.
Gentle Things 4. Vomit Love 5. Dirty Clean 6. My Mind
Licks The Sun 7. Battle Cry For A Crushed Lilliputian
Empire 8. Ginger Lord 9. Akron Widow 10. Walking
Prometheus 11. Austrian Women 12. Sonic Youth Are in
My Ass 13. Don't Touch It If It's Yellow 14. Shellac Also
Live In My Ass 15. Ingrowing Cock 16. Jimmy Morrison
Poetry Prick scholarship
SKROW TUMM 00 - 1 ELK PSYCHIATRIST
AT THE TELEPATHIC MONKEY NETWORK
For some peculiar reason that has since
been lost in the mists of time probably due
to drunken antics and the intake of vast
amount of adult pharmaceuticals the
popular beat combo ELK PSYCHIATRIST
only agreed to issue their material if it was
under the umbrella of the Skrow Tumm
name. Daft beggars!
Some early copies came with a silly little
book on monkey recognition.
Dear Musically Challenged, here is some
tremendous news from the stables of the
ZIMPOON and SKROW TUMM labels. The
first release of 2002 - the eagerly awaited
home-pressed CD-R thing by Elk
Psychiatrist - is here at last!
AT THE TELEPATHIC MONKEY NETWORK
features 16 slices of discofied electric punky
folk reggae salsa riddims in a hybrid sauce
of unbridled comic sobriety from the likes of
Elk Psychiatrist, and his band The Vintage
Western Tea Drinkers (Big Chief Little Jim,
The Rainbow Trustee, Fenton Balls, DJ
Foolish Hospital Closed On Sundays).
Weapons In The Marshes / Exercise Bikes In
Make-Up / Gave Me A Drain o Six Million
Miles of Road, Only One Pan / Labradford
Fanclub Gig Holocaust / The Coming of Evil/
Famous People With Magic Granddad / Six
Drowned Cats And An Orelikon / (Let's Go
Look at) The Cardboard Recycling Plant /
Golfball Wallet / The Ballad of John Oxygen
Buttergun / Mouse Journalism / The Fat
Priest / Puma Dearest / Monkey Chimpanzee
Monkey Baboon Elk / The International
Brigade of Little Monkeys
SKROW TUMM - 002 ELK PSYCHIATRIST FINL&.
For some peculiar reason that has since been lost in
the mists of time probably due to drunken antics and
the intake of vast amount of adult pharmaceuticals the
popular beat combo ELK PSYCHIATRIST only agreed
to issue their material if it was under the umbrella of the
Skrow Tumm name. Daft beggars! (As mentioned
Hallo, friends and welcome to the second fabulous
release this year (2002)from your favourite ungulate
monkey loving filthsmiths Elk Psychiatrist. This time
the adventure is called Finl&. (Pronounced "Finland"
as in the country or maybe a fabled land of fish bits. Or
even a vast lost continent of ended foreign films with
the caption "Fin" prominently and permanently
displayed at eye level, or perhaps you've already left
the cinema by then leaving only discarded pop corn
buckets and rustled sweet wrappers. I digress).
It's a lovely round portfolio of angled pop, gargles,
knee wobbling descant pottery and some kind of
music. A novelty oompah band in trousers, a kite, the
warm summery fragrance of creosote and Bovril, the
permeating throat lozenge lodged in Auntie Shirlie's
Sound Neck. If that sounds haughty and naughty, then
EXCELLENT! I'm just too thrilled about these crazy
cats and their feline shed of tone fun to express myself
Most of it is totally new, some of it is old. Oh shut up
Mavis and let me explain about the "old stuff". The Elk
Psychiatrist (for it was he, no less) was recently
handed some tapes by The Gold Lamé Skeleton and
told to "Tamper with them, old man". The tapes
contained source recordings (Just what the hell does
that mean?!) of Gridling an arcane precursor of what
the young 'uns of today would hasten to call "lo-fi".
These have been added to like some giant robotic
inside receiving a new musical kidney.There are 21
tracks on this item, I suggest you listen to them all
before shouting your mouth off about neo-imperialist
classical post-avant garde improvisation. You haven't
The Burst Purists / Afternoon Bison / Lucky Huey / The
Locust Man / You Drive Me Wild Baby / Easily Insulted
The Mucus Machine / A Composition Entitled "A
Concerto For Two Synthesised Pianos, Silly Noise & A
W**ker" / Justly Proud / Finl&. / Unique Drains (You
Need Trains) / 'Allo, Clear Off! / Tiger Sick / The
Dromedary Stomp / Birds / Places Where I've Slept /
Legend Of Thralex Gribundae / Derek Quickmeal Got
Soul! / Big Shark! / Hello, Can Stupid Sheepdog Beast
Woman Come Out? / Craft Don't Work / An Ancient
Pencil But With The Head Of A Morris Dancer
This time its PERSONNEL: The Elk Psychiatrist,
Thuunex (The Near Human Martello), Mr. Yink
F**koomuss, The One Called Clive Henry, The
Beerboon, The Mint, The Gold Lamé Skeleton, The
Finl&. was recorded and engineered in early 2002 by
Steve Albeano on a strict budget of tuppence at Third
Mind Electrical Circuitry, which was quite a pleasant
experience and a good laugh.
And of course you know that selections from these two
beauties can be found as part of the Zimpoon set "The
Day The Inflatable Elephant Circled The Clock Tower"
(ZIMP - 012) as seen above.
ZIMP - 020 GROUP OF FGAC CRAZY GO TWELVE-INCH
YEAH! THE FGAC REMIX ALBUM AZA BANANA
TSUSHIN/KAO NO SHUYO KYOYO DAN
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH BRUISED BANANA
COMMUNICATIONS AND THE FGAC PEEPS)
As you may have gathered this is a remix project of
mainly FGAC label gloop folded in with one
representation of the Zimpoon happy folk.  A mighty
project indeed re-interpreted and fondled about with by
BRUISED BANANA COMMUNICATIONS connectorate
MC VITTY-RICH T with additional material and digital
re-modelling by DJ KIPPERTIE-SUNTORPEDO.
On the whole a bit of an anomally as many of the
original tracks here have yet to see a CD format release,
so consider this a rude introduction.
Hear your favourite BUTTERKUP, MIGHTY
SPRINGBOKS, MIGHTY DICKWEASELS AND HAPPI
SH*T PUMPKIN songs as you've never experienced
them before and dance or nod your noggin sagely to
the beat if you're getting on in years.  The dig out the
originals and ask us when they will be available on CD.
We don't know...we just don't know.
1) MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - Eat My Dump (Delusions of
2) BUTTERKUP - The Chromehead Suite
a) Cranial Duraglit Mix
b) 3am Interminable Mix
c) Shards From Digital Limbo Mix
d) Faster Than A Speeding Drain
3) BUTTERKUP - The Devil Went Down On Elvis
(Flaxen Damsels Mix)
4) HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN - Business End Of A Urinal
5) MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS - Eat My Dump (Exciting New
6) HAPPI SH*T PUMPKIN - Theme One (Now Featuring
7) BUTTERKUP - Chromehead (Orchapella Coda)
8) MIGHTY DICKWEASELS - Night Of The Plankton (fun
And a lovely cover by THE PEPPERMINT WORDSMITH
too. Now ain't that just Jim Dandy?
Actually who is or was Jim Dandy?  What are the
origins of this expression? Do you know?  We don't.
ZIMP - 021 NAZERINE SAC  FEAR OF A BLACK
One long track one short disc.  More cut-up swill and
noisy pastoral interludes from the three piece that some
mathematicians would call "a sheetmetal worker's trio".
It starts at the begining heads towards the middle section
and finishes at the end dissecting tangents of chunky
billiousness and unpleasant sound smells along the
way.  Sometimes remedial and restful others turgid and
unforgiving. Forging through an unkempt eddy of
lolloping improv and structured free-fall.
Pretentious and yet pretty.  Form a lecture group and
decide for yourselves.
N.S. on this recording = Yusef Henry, Yink, David Chrome
ZIMP - 022 ELK TROMBONIST  AIN'T YOUR WAGON
Fore verily here it is the eagerly anticipated team-up of
Elk Psychiatrist and Trombonist (do we really have to
still put the "Formerly known as Blowfy" bit in? Hasit
not sank in yet?)in all it's glory.  Also featuring in the "I
thought you were dead" corner Twyle Z. Crant (The
Entire Top Shelf, to you and me chum)and Ballbuster
Macphee from the semi-obscure SKY GODS.  Yowsa!
It could be what you expected from such Zimpoon
stalwarts - a coupling of lovely melodies merged with
alt. tuned splashes of funkzilla guitar.  (Tick!) An
arguement settled via the medium of sound (Tick!) Is it
conical?  Is it a rhomboid? Will I need to question my
appraisal of shapes in contemporary music? Y/N?
(Tick!) Where does one group end?  Where does the
other group continue?  Will I be totally satisfied if I
can't spot the join? (Tick!) Does the stiff-upper lip
whimsy pulse with black humoured non-rock (Tick!)
Are the sequetors safe (Tick!)
These felloons should be able to help with your
questions: The Elk Psychiatrist, Wolf Stuka, The One
Called "Clive Henry", Lady Fistula Gibbon, Jimmy
Nutrition, Barpo + Ballbuster Macphee and Twyle Z.
They did play on this compendium so you didn't have
1) Hi, I'm Cuisine
2) Wierd Saints Inside The Gold Mine
3) Braided Fax
4) Loud Trousers
5) Steaming Ceiling Of Meat
6) Fire Drill - I Heart You!
7) Blue Wails on Blit Street
8) My Girlfriend Tractor Parts
9) You Told Me He Slept On Rubber Sheets
10) Fall Tribute Band Fourth In Contest
11) Good Fortune Smiles Upon You Soon You Will
Become Brides Of Nagrimantra
12) Horse Hair's Infamous Racist Victory
13) Ditchfield's Famous Pet Books
14) Big Dayglo B*****ds
15) Potted Cat
ZIMP - 023 DRUNK & INCONTINENT  SCRAPING THE
BARREL OF THE BOTTOM (EVERYTHING YOU
NEVER WANTED & LESS)
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE STIFLED FART
IMPRINT OF GREAT BRITAIN)
OUT OF PRINT.
THIS ITEM HAS BEEN COMPILED. SEE ZIMP - 030
DRUNK & INCONTINENT - MOISTENENED NOT
STIRRED (A RETARDED RETROSPECTIVE) 2005 -
2006 FOR FURTHER EXCITING DETAILS.
ZIMP - 024 THE DRUMMERS OF SEKUNDOO  EIGHT THUMBED
TWO FINGERED ONE SUSPENDED TENTACLE ROCK!
A kind of world music groove.  Kind of.
What does "World Music" actually mean? No think about it.
Surely if you make sound emissions in a damp bedsit in
Glasgow, a luxurious penthouse basement in Brisbane, a fish
canning factory in Nova Scotia or any geographical location in
between then you are a citizen of the world and you are doing
music.  So stop using the term to describe anywhere that is third
world, hot and sunny.  It is offensive to people who live on the
The band themselves are currently based in Swanage, Dorset,
There I've made my point...badly.
This disc features all manner of accepted western electrical
instruments, supplemented by a twist of ethnic beats and
plinky-plonk devices to make them sound fluffy. When I listen to
this I hear beautiful voices in my head, when I remove the
headphones I hear nothing.  I immediately want to plunge my
aural pleasure senses back into this vast lake of enchanting
cheap techno-pop, non-sensical guitar frippery and eccentric
outbursts of delusional vocal grandeur.  So I replace the 'phones.
But that is selfish and I want you all to hear this.
So go get your copy today.
T.D.O.S. are Clifton Darwin III, Rastus Shakespeare Zolungua (no
relation), Winston Whitechapel Bailey-Bridge and Galouwa
Matemba - singing guitar on "I'm Busy".
1) Don The Pelt Of Christ And Rock 2) I'm Busy 3) Even Though
The Eagle And The Bear's Genetalia Are Incompatible Their
Mighty Love Has No Known Boundaries 4) The Chocolate Log
Of Anti-Melody 5) Kita-Ku, Osaka 6) Bahindhri The Sock Demon
7) Goolu The Clam Deity 8) Kentmarga The Newt Of All
Pretension 9) Luv Dub + some secret uncredited "lucky
talisman" shamanic limericks. (Songs to you and me!)
ZIMP - 025 MARITIME ET MERDE (SHIPS & S**t)
FORMAT: DVD (PAL & NTSC FORMATS)
WINNER OF BEST FILM AND BEST COMEDY
AWARDS AT THE GOSPORT AND FAREHAM
AMATEUR FILM GUILDS 2005
How to describe this televisual feast?  Oh sod it let's just quote
the sleeve notes...
"Smedleywoodland presents a riotous Korean Institute of
Urology Research & Light Entertainment presentation in
association with Catalan Realistic Amateur Productions film.
Join Catalan broadcaster Jacque Sheet and sidekick Cliff Conard
on an odyssey to uniquely capture the sea themed action off the
coast of Gosport (opposite Portsmouth, England) at the end of
Revel in the majesty of The Fleet review, The Son Et Lumiere
Battle of Trafalgar Re-enactment, The International Festival of the
Sea, as well as a revealing look at the naval town of Gosport,
Experience saucy sea shanty action with THE ENTIRE TOP
SHELF, something a little risque from a man who looks like THE
ROCK,  and glean interesting facts from DR. NUDELY NUDE &
RAYMOND TRINO "TINTO" BRASSIERE and introducing
BANYOLS THE HERON. Oh and who could resist BENCHEAD as
Filmed on a zero budget on vintage analogue and occasional
digital equipment, the film exudes a lively rawness, reflected in its
rough and crude editing techniques."
The only thing that is cruder is the ripe language, so to be
cautious we have rated this film an 18 certificate.
1) Maritime Et Merde (Ships & S**t)
2) Forgotten Scene: Fireworks. New Labour Doesn't (satire)
3) Gosport The Town Of Lovely
Approximate running time 37 minutes.
ZIMP - 026 HAPPI S** PUMPKIN  THE CORNERED HEART
The ideal Valentine's Day gift or not. The first new stuff
from HSP in ooh... ages.  It's just as clanky and
cumbersome but wholeheartedly good for you.  Listen to
it but don't eat it - unless you have a metal tummy lining
or do that sort of thing in a circus come freak show.
A freak show, I guess that's what you could this intrusion
into the realms of sweet harmonious melody. Some
would call it art, some an uneven gawdforsaken racket,
some music at a base level but an uneven gawdforsaken
racket all the same.  Maybe like the mighty kraken with a
rattle in each paw but demonstrating an anti-rythmic
complex. Or robots that go barf instead of the customary
bleep.  Insert your own crummy metaphor if you wish.
The sounds you hear on this CDR were tortured from the
Clockwork mouse, hairdryer, hand drill, sick bag, toy
drumkit, whistling, pan of water, whisk, till roll, guitars,
effects, cassettes, records, plectrums, tape machines,
electronics, slides, hammer, mic, arm, tumble dryer, mic.
stand, cellotape rolls, ass, dictaphone, contact mic.,
skrewdrivers, shoe, saxaphone, beer cans, shiney head,
harmonica, recorder, childs keyboard, handkerchief,
mouth farts, spastic chair aid, Binky's stomach, kalimba,
handclaps, straw hat, nails, banjo, synth, brass coal
bucket, melodica, Beerboon's head, record deck, small
arms fire, the human voice...
By: Binky, Sgt. Bop, The Beerboon, Herve Klarpis, Naomi
Yanaimoto, Fool Henderson, Dr. Marsh Gibbon Fadpipe,
The accessory, Big Chow XXX.
See a glimpse behind the recording process of this
album on the "Honey Maggots (Ged Man Walking)" DVD
(ZIMP - 028DVD). See ZIMP - 014DVD "DOG
CHUTNEY/HONEY MAGGOTS" for further thrilling
1) Ghost B*****ds 2) TGT 3) C 4) Gob Organ Organ Gob 5)
Ball 6) The Free Jazz of Dalek Coltrane 7) Cork 8) Hats
Off To Skyler Channing 9) Lazz Eeee 10) Puzz Eeee 11)
Choc + Fruit + Nut Refridgerator Cake 12) Partisans 13)
NFS 14) 1/2 Baked 15) Introduction 16) Dude Intruder 17)
Frog 18) Akorah Core Cares 19) Spenzer Daviss In Frilly
Cotton Lady Panties
ZIMP - 027 DRUNK & INCONTINENT
(IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE
STIFLED FART IMPRINT OF GREAT
OUT OF PRINT.
THIS ITEM HAS BEEN COMPILED.
SEE ZIMP - 030 DRUNK &
INCONTINENT - MOISTENENED
NOT STIRRED (A RETARDED
RETROSPECTIVE) 2005 - 2006
BELOW FOR FURTHER EXCITING
ZIMP - 028DVD VARIOUS  HONEY MAGGOTS (GED MAN WALKING)
FORMAT: DVD (PAL SECAM & NTSC REGIONS)
This disc forms the second part of ZIMP - 014DVD "DOG CHUTNEY" please refer to that above
for full track listing and contents.
ZIMP - 029 MY BALLS LICKED BY A REINDEER (A.K.A. MIS
PELOTAS LAMIERON POR UNO RENO) OH MY GOD ANNA
A GIANT POGO STICK
1) The Nightsoil Man 2) The Boy Who Thought He Was
Monica Bellucci 3) Juiced 4) Sitting On Top Of Things 5)
Then This Is! Wimbourne 6) Words Become Impotent 7) The
Insignificance 8) Chaffing 9) Powerful Insect Mk. II 10) Force
Feeding The Children Corn 11) How Do You Remix Silence?
12) Keasts! 13) 19 Suzi Quatro's 14) Footsie 15) Schmidt 16)
Wandering Around Japan 17) Ragastradern 18) Aspen
Sports Bag 19) A Model Floats On A Smoky Lake The Swan
Walks Down A Catwalk + scintillating spoken word
Those that lick and those that ball include: The Beerboon,
Space Pilot Scoot Gibson (welcome back The Entire Top
Shelf, you mad 'nana, sonner, you!), Binky and introducing
Gregson The Panther as Fudger Moranis.
Sheets of faux goth like dirges.  They came from Plankton
Rock.  You know guitars that sound like squeeling fish,
sneezing synths, you know that kind of thing. Sitars
mocking electric slide percussion whilst shaving scales
from pleasant forms of happy toons. A residential magic
band.  Formless and cheap instrument replicas pressed and
moulded from sound putty.  Sister Pat likes it...And Sister Pat
is a big nurse, and she's not even a mental nurse.  Discuss.
ZIMP - 030 DRUNK & INCONTINENT  MOISTENED NOT STIRRED
(A RETARDED RETROSPECTIVE 2005 - 2006)
In association with STIFLED FART
A fantastic 33 track track overview representing the near
complete output covering one debauched and ringed out nappy
of a year.
Both classic Zimpoon CDRS - Scraping The Barrel of The
Bottom (Everthing You Never Wanted & Less) and Bach Overkill
are here.  Plus an additional eight new tracks featuring an
engorged line-up featuring TAMSIN TITS (WELL FINGERED
QUEER, PUCKERED ST*RFISH) on keyboard and DAVID
BOWELY on sax for track 26.
D & I stagger purposefully into your stereo, kick it  hard in the
nadgers, steal its beer and proceed to play good ole fashioned
brawlin' music before going to the toilet frequently over the
The "Bach Overkill" CDR sleeve likened the D & I sound to "The
criminally underated neglect of a thousand nuclear guitar
"Scratchy excema guitar abuxe, vocals that make paint shriek, a
scatter balm of innocent piano and electronic made drum blat."
And who is sober enough to want to argue with that?
D & I: The Beerboon, Inneuendo Rodriques, Officer Aledread
1) Alcoholic Colonel Tim's Declaration Of Love 2) Drunk And
Indeed Incontinent 3) Spectacular Festival Of The Mighty Sea 4)
Beer in Our Time 5) Get Yer Glad Rags On 6) Pink Blancmange (R
U Happy Now, Rock Revisionist?) 7) Pant Tease (Lexxual
Edukation) 8) Coloured Crippled Gay Christian Or Muslim
Anarcho Morris Dancers 9) Play Up Pupae, Pupae Play Up! 10)
An Appreciation Of Less Finer Things In Life 11) Tough Knell 12)
Ron Ely 13) Nipple Backfire 14) Ticklestick 15) Jerry 16) Have
Lots Of Sex 17) Hummingbird 18) Sum Of Girls 19) One Million
Beers B.C. (Before Cognac) 20) Eagle From The Belfry 21)
Overlord Of F**k 22) Pring 23) The Competitive Dad 24) Phi-Lo
The Pastry Girl 25) Girls In Wet T-Shirts 26) Feline S**t 27) S**t
Scared & Creamy 28) Alien Onion Cadet 29) Scrotum Is A Totum
(Apparently) 30) Knowing The Lyrics To Every Instrumental Ever
Written 31) Torn From A Butterfly 32) Nana 33) Seguricor